ANTS IN DARWIN HOSPITAL

It is a matter of record that the Royal Darwin Hospital had a cockroach problem. A visitor to the hospital recently noticed that while talking to a patient there was a conga line of ants zigzagging about the ward from what was obviously a nest underneath the window frame . As it was the third floor, one wonders if they were flying ants. As you loll back in bed in that ward , it would be inadvisable to drop some biscuit crumbs into your shortie pyjamas and go to sleep as you could wake up with a terrible itch in the nether regions . Worse still, your gizonkas could be detached and be seen disappearing or hanging under the window screen like a bunch of mistletoe . NURSE!!!!-in a high pitched , squeaky voice.