Monday, April 19, 2010

PESKY PEST PEOPLE

Some pest exterminators deserve a spray. Strutting about like a little fuhrer , a pest exterminator bombastically ordered a Darwin woman about, demanded things and got the shock of his life when she firmly asked him who the ( expletive deleted ) hell he thought he was.

Deflated , the pompous twit inserted his tail and hose up his fundamental orifice, pulled the trigger and flushed his brain out. Over the years, we have had many experiences with pest exterminators in various states.

In Queensland , a motor mechanic gave a teenager a warrant of fitness for a ute which was an obvious death trap . After getting the bullet, he opened up business as a pest exterminator. Another guy in Adelaide said he gave all homes owned by Italians a really strong spray because they were not happy unless their houses reeked of the chemical, which at the time was linked with cancers.

In South Australia , a landlord rang pest exterminators for quotes ; several gave him a price and indicated they could arrange a , wink wink , lower price through a moonlighting mate at the weekend . There are comboys in the game as well as genuine people.

One ear bashing sprayer we dealt with tried to impress by implying that he and his firm were working hand in glove with researchers at a university on a secret concoction which would terminate all termites.