The National Party is so desperate to find a new dynamic leader after being painfully mulesed in election after election that it has asked esteemed political commentator Mungo MacCallum to consider standing for them at the next Butchers’ Picnic in three years time. MacCallum came to the attention of the National Party when he confessed on ABC radio that he comes from a long line of Scottish sheep shaggers.
While molesting sheep is frowned on by the RSPCA and most of the God- fearing community , it is widely whispered some lonely Nats get worked up when they catch a fleeting glimpse of a seductive leg of mutton in the stubble .
In the country, where there are few women and emus can run like the bloody wind, some National Party supporters are renowned for snuggling up close to woolly things on a cold and frosty evening, and it aint grandma’s heavy eiderdown. MacCallum revealed his sheep shagging antecedents to the notorious Pitt Street farmer, Phillip Adams , presenter of the popular ABC tax dodging show , Late Night Tax and Sheep Fiddling for the Man on the Land .
Another potential National Party leader is a Kiwi called Fred Dagg , but for some strange reason he gets about in gumboots and everybody knows there is very little water on Australian properties due to the drought . Thus a politician who wears gumboots to bed would be regarded as a weirdo , except in Queensland and the Northern Territory .
In the country, where there are few women and emus can run like the bloody wind, some National Party supporters are renowned for snuggling up close to woolly things on a cold and frosty evening, and it aint grandma’s heavy eiderdown. MacCallum revealed his sheep shagging antecedents to the notorious Pitt Street farmer, Phillip Adams , presenter of the popular ABC tax dodging show , Late Night Tax and Sheep Fiddling for the Man on the Land .
Another potential National Party leader is a Kiwi called Fred Dagg , but for some strange reason he gets about in gumboots and everybody knows there is very little water on Australian properties due to the drought . Thus a politician who wears gumboots to bed would be regarded as a weirdo , except in Queensland and the Northern Territory .
