After putting the chainsaw through the American economy, high flying billionire Elon Musk intends to fly to Venus in an el cheapo capsule launched from atop a wind up , new SpaceX rocket , seen here being assembled in a secret exotic location , thought to be in Indonesia .
A key component of the powerful SpaceX rocket-named Venus - will be the fake gold key to the White House Oval Orifice presented to Musk by Donald J. Trump.
It can be revealed here for the first time that Trump failed to become an astronaut many years ago because he had too much hot air in his cranium, too many golfballs floating about in his helmet and was too flat - footed to walk on the Moon's cratered surface.
In an exclusive interview , Musk, sporting two black eyes, and wearing boxing gloves, having just flattened two White House aides , told award winning Australian journalist Argus Tuft he intends to compete in the Golden Gloves Boxing Tournament . "I am the greatest!" he modestly proclaimed , hitting Tuft below the belt and accusing him of being a fake news reporter.
Musk went on to say the Venus flight would be more demanding than the long planned one to Mars . He said he is certain the Venus rocket will perform well because it is being built from the finest Australian steel and aluminium.
(Musk. Rocket. Venus.)
