Wednesday, May 10, 2023

MISTREATED MERMAID SPARKS PROMISING COTTAGE INDUSTRY

 

The latest  oddity   added  to  the Little Darwin   cluttered  den   is   a knitted  mermaid  , seen   here  sandwiched between  bookends  .  She  was  a   surprise   gift  from  an arty   and  crafty  Magnetic Islander    as  a  reward  for  this   blog   raising  the   plight  of  the mysterious   fibreglass   mermaid , which  appeared without explanation  on rocks  at  the entrance to the  island.

In  defence of our extensive   coverage  , some suggesting it  is obsessive,  we  repeat  where else in the world would a  large   mermaid  suddenly appear at  the  entrance to a popular  tourist resort -described as Townsville's  jewel in the crown- and  get such paltry coverage ,including its mutilation, from  the   mainland  media?   

Little Darwin  understands  larger   mermaids  are  being  knitted  on the island  and  will  be  Christmas  presents  for  unsuspecting , lucky  interstate  recipients.  Mermaids could  become  a bigger island  industry than  two-headed  Tasmanian  Teddy Bears