Tuesday, April 25, 2023

SCOOP : BARRY HUMPHRIES SECRET RUSSIAN CONNECTION


It can now be revealed that  Barry Humphries  provided   Russia  with details of  the  outrageous  Australian  government  treatment    of   artists  , writers  and    talented  , myopic  women   from   Moonee   Ponds . 

In an  exclusive   dispatch  from  Moscow , using  the  thinly disguised name  ,  Beria Humphivitch ,  the   patriotic  Australian   told  the truth about  Down Under   in  a  lengthy  shock   document    run  in   the  Melbourne   high class  publication, Broadside, edited by  activist   Pete  Steedman , on September  18 , l969 , who  went on  to  become   an   ALP  politician . 


Briefly ,  it  said  a terrifying document  signed by dozens of Australian  artists,  writers and  intellectuals  had  been smuggled into Russia telling  the  horrendous story of how the  works  of talented  men and women  were suppressed  by  the State .

Some were even  being forcibly restrained by the State from fleeing to the free  world . Recently, a young satirist  ,  as  a protest , had  turned himself into  a human torch,  warning picture follows.
 

 Many writers and artists, it said ,  refused to wear the  official lapel badge I AM A LONG- HAIRED  OVERPAID POOFTAH and were being subjected to a crippling  "artist  tax. "

It went on to say that hundreds of stories  were pouring into the Soviet Union revealing  that many writers were  forced to bury their  manuscripts  and bank statements  underground . 

It cited the case  of an Aboriginal  wrestler and  intellectual , who managed to elude customs officials ,   tried to swim to Siberia , but  had been  washed up  in Bulgaria . Still  pinned to his briefs  was a bloodstained badge : I  AM   A FRIZZY- HAIRED  OVERPAID  BLACK  POOFTAH . He had  died  soon  after .

The  gruesome report  included  the following  photo  of  the remains after the   self immolation  of the  satirist , with  the caption : The death of  an artist  as  a Taxpayer .
Following  the death of Barry Humphries , Pete Steedman  recalled   the comedian performing  once  at    a Melbourne university  in the  early  l960s. Pete  edited   two  university  newspapers, Lot's Wife and Farrago  .

Published fortnightly, Broadside, run by David Syme and Company Limited , was  a wide ranging  publication which  covered   the Vietnam War, art,  theatre,  books ,Aboriginal  affairs  , censorship , and chess also ran talented cartoonists and illustrators  such as  Michael  Leunig  and  Peter  Burleigh . Did  a muscular  Russian female  pothole  filler  , Olga from   the  Volga , inspire   Dame  Edna  ?