Sunday, June 13, 2021

MEN OR MUGS ?

 Due to  the pandemic , many   people   try  to put their  life in some  semblance   of  order  by  sorting out  accumulated  possessions . When  you  are   gripped  by  this   mad  urge  to  sort  out  wardrobes ,  libraries, files  , sheds , camphorwood  smelling  glory  boxes , safes  it  can   result   in  some   disturbing  finds  which make you realise you are  losing your memory .


For what seems like  two years , longer actually , this  scribbler  has been trying  to  sort  out  his  books, files, ephemera  , old notebooks filled with hard to  read  handwriting , bottle collection . In  one  hit ,  5000   books   were   once  bought  in  Adelaide . 


 When the computer  was  playing  up  tuther  day,it was decided to use the annoying down  time to  again attempt to  bring order into the contents of dusty  archival storage bins . SItting  on  a  hairdresser's  chair  bought  at  a  garage sale , the  first  bin  was  opened  and  revealed  jumbled  contents. 


 Briefly, there were numerous items  relating to  research on such subjects as  Cyclone Tracy ; artist James Shaw , who  painted early Adelaide ; the Victorian  "Larrikin of  the  Labor  Left", Pete Steedman ;  the 1911 visit to Sydney by the  famous John Sousa Band, which arrived with the American  Great White Fleet ; some photographs of monkeys in odd poses ; an article about the  operations of the  Northern Territory News ; a programme for the Tennant  Creek  CWA's 33rd Art Award ; a sheet of writing  paper from the early 20th century Bertram Flohm School of speech therapy, Sydney; an email from American artist and activist  Bucklee Bell  in  Chiang Mai ; Sir Russell Drysdale's  Australian  book collection donated to  James Cook University , Townsville ; an article about   author   Ion  L. Idriess ; a guide to the  Zara Clark Museum Charters Towers ; a list of  postcards for sale ; details of the life of author and  conservationist  Grace Margaret   Thorsborne  ; the  retirement of  a long serving editor of  the Cairns Post, Reg  Sutton.


After  inspecting all  this  material , and more , there  was a  feeling of  lightheadedness , almost exhaustion . Still in disarray, the   pile  was returned  to  the  archive  bin ,  firmly  closed . Time  for a  Bex , a  cup of  coffee  and  a  lie down  . 


For a much longer period, Darwin  agronomist, civil liberties activist , trumpeter ,  Robert Wesley-Smith, oft mentioned in this  blog , has  been  trying  to  sort  out  his   amazing collection of  newspaper  cuttings , books, a rare hanging   of  protest T-shirts , Timor   Leste   textiles , a few musical instruments ,  polish  his  Grace  Kelly  Award  for   helping  refugees  .  Wes  has visited  Magnetic Island several times , photographed  below  at  the  ferry  terminal , trying  to  find  his  way  back  to  Darwin,  a book or  three  in  his  backpack .  



As a result of his  longtime  sorting obsession  , this  blog  periodically,  luckily receives  interesting   cuttings (some nibbled ) and  photographs from him , some  of  which  result   in   Little Darwin posts . 


 Wes  was recently   tidying up  inside his  house   and was  shocked  to  find  that  an artistic  mug (below ) depicting  the   painted  silos  of  Brim, Victoria,  from which he  has  his  daily  two  cups of  coffee,  had  fallen  off  a  shelf  and  broken.  He  had  bought  the  mug when  he   drove  through  the town  years  ago.  


 Sensing  he  is  upset about  his  mug, which is more exotic than  the limited edition Hard Quiz  Mug,   it was  constructively suggested he consult  Sandra Byrnes   at  Arnhem Nursery as  she  is into pottery  and   might  be  able  to   patch  it  up  for  him.


 There is a large Timor  Leste  pot  in the house   and  some  rock  hard  clay . Somewhere  in  a  shed    are  experimental   village  clay  firepots   designed  to  use   less wood. 

As  part  of  his  driving  urge  to  get  everything shipshape , he  decided  to  clear up  the rural  block of  land .  This  included  chopping  down  a  large  tree  next  to  his  house , likely to  damage  his abode  if  it  fell .  Being  of  an  age  when  doctors and Bob Hawke  brand  you a silly old bugger  if  your  clamber up on high, he  got  out  his rickety  ladder , climbed  up ,  cut  off   some  low   branches  with  a   chainsaw . 


Then  he  tied a  rope  from  the  tree  to  his  honourable  Honda Jazz sedan.


After strategic  cuts were  made to  the base of  the tree  he attached  the rope to  the  unsuspecting  Honda, converted  to  a  bulldozer,  slipped  into  gear ,slowly  drove  ahead , wondering if  the  strain  would  rip  out  the chassis .


 Timber !!! He   rejoiced  like  a  theatrical  Canadian  lumberjack  .  Mind  you, the  tree  did  not  exactly  fall  where  he  had  hoped, blocked  the  driveway . Energised , he went  to work on the  tree like a Ryobi warrior , and had  a spectacular  burn  off  as  well  , which scorched a Banyan  and some pawpaws .