Sunday, June 6, 2021

GROTESQUE TREASURE ISLAND MAP

Would you believe this  slightly  obscene  object  is a  map  drawn  on   the  amputated   leg  of  the  notorious  19th century  Caribbean  pirate , Peg-leg Pete , showing   the  location  of  buried  treasure ?


Of course, you  are not  that  gullible . It  is  actually  a  modern  map unexpectedly   drawn  on   the  gammy  leg  of  this  blog's representative    who  recently  accompanied  a  member of  the   Darwin Detectorists' Club  in the  search , under royal patronage , for  a  Saxon treasure  trove  in   North Queensland .


Because it  was  carried out in a promising secret location, our man  was  sworn to secrecy .  He  carried a  dillybag  over his shoulder into which  he put  , like a bower bird,  any shiny  stones  or  objects  he  saw.


A notebook and a  biro were  also  placed in the dill's bag . Unbeknown to him, the biro pushed through the lining of the  bag  and drew  the  above invaluable   X-marks  the  spot  treasure  map on his  leg  , copies of  which will  be  sold  to  cashed  up  suckers  from  south who lob  in Townsville  for  the  state  of  origin  footie  match .


The experienced Darwin treasure hunter, armed  with special metal detectors , found about $7.25 in mixed coins and  a handful of  gold  beer bottle tops . 


Our  lumbering  representative  picked  up  about   a  ton  of   quartz ,  granite , seashells , smooth stones , lumps of coral , broken  pieces  of  Captain Kidd rum bottles ,  fool's  gold  samples , a  lot  of  schist   and  a  cider  bottle  top ,some  of   which  is   displayed  here .