FAMOUS HORSE JOINS HEADLESS MERMAID !!!
A strange rock formation similar to the head of Alexander the Great's famous horse ,Bucephalus, has suddenly appeared next to the badly mutilated , mysterious mermaid on rocks at the entrance to Magnetic Island .
When our excited Shipping Reporter phoned in and said he had a Pulitzer Prize winning story for the blog , we thought he had finally flipped, lost his connie agates , or been swilling too much Bundy rum .
However , we realised that if his extravagent claim proved correct , and he won the Pulitzer for journalism , the Little Darwin Incorporated , No Liability, Cayman Islands, shares would go berserk on the New York Stock Exchange.
Anyway, our waterfront scribe produced the above photograph of the poor headless and armless mermaid with the weird horse head , which was not evident weeks ago.
At first, the Shipping Reporter admits he thought the beast was a de-horned unicorn , no doubt expressing sympathy with the maltreated, fibreglass mermaid .
