GOOD START TO MERMAID FISHING SEASON

An  exclusive,  odd  piscatorial scene  captured on  Magnetic  Island . Photo  by our Shipping Reporter who is starting to dream about  the mysterious , headless  mermaid  and  the  recent  Alexander  the  Great's  horse head  which suddenly appeared  nearby .

A sensitive islander who reads this blog says she has been having nightmares  about  the mermaid  in  which  more parts of  her  body  are being torn  off, she  Is  stoned  like   a  scene  from  the Monty Python  Life of Brian   film , hurled into the  sea. 

And , dear reader , can you see   the furtive  Phantom of  the  Opera  peeping out  from a  dark cave  near  the  poor  mutilated   mermaid  ?