Saturday, January 28, 2017

(SIR) GARFIELD CRACKS A MOTHER- IN-LAW JOKE

During the infamous challenge   to  Australian  artist  William Dobell  being awarded the 1943 Archibald Prize  ( in 1944)  with   a  portrait of  a  sickly painter mate , Joshua  Smith , with whom  he had served in a camouflage unit during  the war, lawyer Garfield  Barwick, then a  King's Counsel, appeared for the plaintiffs along with Dr Frank Louat,  who claimed the  picture was  a caricature,  not  a portrait; it took   two  years  to  wrap  up  the case  in  Dobell's favour .

An  exhibition of  French and European art  in 1939. displaying work of modernists , sponsored  by  Rupert's dad, Sir Keith  Murdoch ,  had  shocked  much  of  the  establishment .

There were  some  jolly moments during  the marathon   hearing  when the learned judge and  lawyers  asked  probing   questions  about  modern  art, abstract paintings .

For example ,  Mr Justice Roper , in  the  NSW Supreme Court ,  asked  if he  held up a  loaf of  sugar bread   and  declared   it  was  his  mistress,  would  that be so ?  Whatever  turns you  on , me old darling ,  Rumpole  would  undoubtedly have   replied   in  a stage whisper , with  advice  not   to  leave any incriminating  crumbs in  his  inner  sanctum  robing  room .

This  strange  questioning  was   prompted by that  odd  fellow Picasso   who painted a  pile of  packing cases and said  it  was  his father .

Sharp as  a  tack , Barwick , KC, got into the   fun and asked an expert  witness : "If I had a certain  reaction to my mother  in law , could I paint her portrait as a  coil of barbed  wire ?"   As expected , loud laughter ensued...Haw !  Haw ! You don't need  a second opinion to know that anyone  who likens  his wife's  mother   to  cutting,  rusty barbed wire   could  be  charged  with defamation  and  punched up  the  nostril on  Mother's  Day.


It was revealed during the hearing that an overseas   painter chap ,  Gainsborough,  had taken  a  liberty  with a female sitter , Mrs  Siddons , greatly reducing the length of  her  long nose  in  a  portrait , so it seemed no woman was safe  from  these   bohemian  type  artists .

Barwick became  a  Liberal politician , the federal Attorney-General ,  during which time  he made life difficult  for Hansard reporters as  he  rambled on .  This  did not stop him from becoming the Chief Justice of Australia (1964-81)  and  he  clearly did  not think there was  anything wrong in  advising   the Governor-General , tipsy Sir  John Kerr , in the   sacking  of   PM  Gough Whitlam .  

The  present  day  High Court  building  in Canberra is known as Barwick's Mausoleum , a   fitting  memorial , where liberated  ma in laws  can  fling themselves  into  the  associated   fountain  , with   gay  abandon .  


 Dobell won the  Archibald three  times  and  the electorate of Dobell is named after him  .