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Prime Minister just before he slipped and received a whopper splinter in a most disadvantageous position. Medical team supervised by his political Mummy , Bronwyn Bishop, flown in by helicopter to painfully extract deeply imbedded top rail and disinfect the huge , gaping wound .
Typical Coalition robot programmed to repeat endless three word slogans and , like evil , goosestepping Daleks, scream," Kill Electricity Bill and any and all Green groups trying to save the planet . "
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The Queensland peanut industry crashed after billionaire Clive Palmer , dressed in a rabbit costume, danced and smeared the PM , in budgie smugglers , with peanut butter , during the Canning by-election in Western Australia . After seeing Palmer's astonishing performance , which will soon see him performing regularly on Dancing With Dinosaurs, sponsored by Donald Trump , the PM retreated to Thursday Island to contemplate his future as a beachcomber when his party turns on him and sets him adrift on a raft .
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Age Photograph: Schoolchild responsible for turning the PM into a bunny invited to lavish CFMEU Annual Picnic and given a Harley Davidson and a gold plated selfie stick .
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