Thursday, August 27, 2015

FOO AND JOE WERE HERE IN BANANALAND CATTLE COUNTRY

When  Joe  Hockey was Minister for Human Services  and later Minister for Employment and Workplace  Relations in the 2004-2007 Howard  period  he often  visited  government  offices in North Queensland and frequently left his mark on  the premises: his  noble  name  boldly  written  on   an  interior  wall...a kind of  government approved  graffiti. He  and  his wife  so loved North Queensland   they  bought  a  200 hectare  cattle property in 2003  at Malanda , on the Atherton Tablelands , near Cairns , sold  40 hectares  last  year and  put the remainder up  for $1.5million.
 
With the passage of  time and change of government , the illustrious Honourable  Hockey signatures were  painted  over , at  cost to the public purse , which is a shame because they  could  have  been included in the gallery of  notable  graffiti  daubers  such as Foo, Kilroy  and  Eternity , the  latter  a   religious  gent,  as is  the Treasurer , who once gave a speech, In Defence of  God, at the Sydney Institute .  
 
Proof that God does indeed  move in mysterious  ways is Hockey's recent, unexpected support  for a republic which upset some of his  colleagues , including the PM, and no doubt Professor Flint . Some pundits , who sniff  glue and trends, interpreted this  strange act by the Treasurer  as writing  on  the wall  meaning  that  Joe  has switched his  support  to  the leather upholstered , arch- republican , Malcolm Turnbull , the  only man seen as capable of  preventing  the  Coalition being plunged into the political  Hades  if  the PM continues  as  leader .      

"Foo was  here" graffiti  was  widely used by Australian troops  in  World War l and  then  in  the next  global  conflict. The Yanks  used " Kilroy was here" in the second  world  war. Little Darwin was reliably informed  that removal  of  the Hockey monicker , at  times ,  saw  an entire  office repainted , not  just the  wall  on  which  it  appeared.