BRIZVEGAS IN A HEATWAVE

 

 Brisbane  by Sara.

ISLAND PONTOON LIFT

 Waterfront  action   missed  by  mainland   media   was   the  replacement   of   some     pontoon landings  on  Magnetic Island .  One  new  pontoon   shown  above  being  towed   across  the  safe harbour . Our  Shipping  Reporter , the only one north  of   Kirribilli House ( in lockdown ) , photographed  the  operation, and   provided   the  following shot of barnacle encrusted   pontoons  on   the back  of  a  truck.

Our  ever-vigilant  waterfront  roundsman  says  he  understands  a   recently rescued seasick  celebrity  will  use  the  new  landings   in   the   near  future. 

WINGING INTO BRISBANE

Sara series .

 

MAGNETIC ISLAND FROM CASTLE HILL

Photo  by  Aeronautical Correspondent, Abra .

 

BUZZING AROUND OUR SELECTION

 

Bumblebees and another  family  member .Vallis .

SCOMO TO BE SIN- BINNED BY CHINA !!!

CANBERRA :  There  has been  a   dramatic  improvement  in the relationship  between  Australia  and  China , according to  award  winning  political  reporter,   Argus Tuft .   

Argus  says  President   Xi  Jinping  has  agreed  to  once again open up  China   to  the  processing  of  smelly   Australian  plastic / political  garbage  , the first shipment  to  contain  the   former  PM  who  is  on the nose  with  so many  people , there   being   many  calls  to   bin  him ,  even for him  to  retreat  to  a  closed order  nunnery .  

 According to   Argus,  ScoMo  will be  pulped  and  turned into  reconstituted  Manchurian  dim sims ,  exported  back  to   Australia  ,  sold  to  yokels  who  vote  for  the  Nationals ,  Pauline  Hanson,  crocodile obsessed  Katter , asset- stranded  billionaires . See what the Pope had to say  about  ScoMo  in  the  following  wordly  cartoon .  

In an  exclusive  interview , the  Chinese leader   revealed  he made the decision  to  accept   Aussie  rubbish  on  the  day  of   the  recent  50th  anniversary of   Gough  Whitlam , AKA  Superman ,  being   elected   PM .    

 Whitlam, he said , had  been  a  great friend of China's  , having opened up dialogue with Chairman Mao .  On the other hand  , Scott Morrison ,   President  Xi explained ,   while   Prime Minister ,  had  made  derogatory remarks  about  Anthony   Albanese   being   the   most socialist  leader of  the  ALP  since  Whitlam, a  deliberate  slur . 

 He  had also described   Albanese  as    the  Manchurian Candidate . a  feeble  jibe  that  you   would  expect  to  read  in  a  fortune  cookie . 

As a result,  the  Chinese leader   told Argus Tuft  it   would give him great  pleasure to bin ScoMo and hear him, as  pressure  and Chinese water  torture  is  applied ,  squeal  like a  stray , mangy  Cronulla  cat   being  jumped  on   at   a   Hill Song   rage   party   during   a  Covid  lockdown .  

AERODYNAMICS EXPLAINED

Flighty Curlew wanting to become a V-Bomber pilot.