Monday, January 6, 2020

HEAVE HO , ME HEARTIES !

Shipping Reporter  Special 
Salvaged  from  a  wrecked old  adventure book for  children by our waterfront roundsman  are  these  nautical  plates .  
Captain's cannon coming aboard .

Furling the lower topsail. 

LIVE WIRE COLONIAL INVENTORS

The l886 Australian Builders' Price Book, the revised, enlarged, fifth edition , included this wormed advertisement . Published by George Robertson , with branches in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane and  Adelaide . It is intended to  run  interesting display  advertisements and illustrations  from  this  and other publications  during the   year.     

Saturday, January 4, 2020

DOWN JOURNALISM'S MEMORY LANE ; THE KIWI INFLUENCE

Adventurous  topless   Kiwi  reporters   Ross  Annabell (left)   and   Hugh   Mabbett ,  snapped  at   Fannie Bay  beach , Darwin , in  l954.    Ross, who not only  kicked  off  the Mount Isa Mail, Queensland ,   was  editor of  the Northern Territory News in Darwin  until the  difficult  owners of  the paper in Sydney, political  operatives  Eric White   and  Don Whitington,  gave  him  the  chop . 

Mabbett   was  made the replacement  editor .  However   ,   some  time later,  a  letter  from Sydney , " accidently  steamed open",   revealed  he was    going  to  be  sacked  and  Annabell    was  to be asked  to  come  back .

 Mabbett  conveyed  this " secret information " ,  to Ross ,  who was  freelancing and also doing   work  for  the  ABC. Asked to do a Nellie Melba, Ross declined and  took up  running the  union operated  Northern Standard   newspaper.
  

 In the  above photo  Ross   appears to have  a camera slung over his  shoulder as he  was  also  a  keen  photo-journalist  who  wrote  feature articles  for newspapers and  magazines . This   blog  reported  that   Ross   had  covered the  dramatic arrival   at  the  Darwin airport  from Sydney of  Mrs Petrov ,  accompanied by  Russian guards ,  who   was  given political asylum and whisked away from the Russian heavies, one of whom was put in a choke hold by  a police officer  when  he  appeared  to  go  for  a   gun . 

In the case of  Hugh Mabbett , after leaving Darwin , he   went to the  Singapore Straits Times and  also  wrote books about  the  Balinese , Kuta  and  the Taj Mahal . 
 
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It is doubtful if many  modern day journalists could  recognise this  jovial  personality , another Kiwi , who  not  only  built   up  the  Ampol  Oil Company into a  major  business but continues to  influence reporting in   Australia .  He   was  W.G.  Walkley , later knighted,  after whom  the  Walkley Awards  for  Journalism  are  named .The drawing  of  him  appeared in  a now  unfortunately non- existent magazine ,   The  Bulletin , in  the  l960s.
  
Walkley not only took on major international oil companies  who tried to crush him , but he also  backed  his  belief that there was  oil in Australia . When oil was first  struck  in Western Australia , later more  oil  and gas ,  he wore a  red  sombrero  down  Pitt  Street , Sydney , for  the  Press.  He got on so well with reporters  that  several  of  them  joined  his   company  in  key  positions . 

Friday, January 3, 2020

THE PIEMAN AND THE TRAGIC CONVICT GIRL IN THE BOX

Bushranger  researcher   Gary Hunn  has been presented with a pressed metal  Ned Kelly  nameplate  by  Little Darwin  as  a fitting  reward for  alerting us to  the  following  ripping   yarn .  Gary  happened  to    mention   the      strange "sporting events " performed  in   colonial  days  and  in  doing so  raised the   performance of  a person known as   The Flying  Pieman . Dazzlingly  attired ,  he   walked   great  distances,  raced  coaches  between  towns   ,  even  carried   a  goat , other  weighty   and   cumbersome  objects  that  made  the  task   more   difficult. 


 Gary   came  across  the   amazing   character   during  his extensive  research   into  bushrangers  when   following  up   work  on  the subject   by   an  equally interesting person ,  Stephan  Williams , a  public servant who once resided in Canberra  and  also  lived   like  a  hermit in  a   Sydney  cave . 

Williams  jotted  down  every mention of  a  bushranger  he could find  in  newspapers and   archives   and   produced  a  number of books  on the subject, including The Dictionary of  Australian Bushrangers.  In  chasing up   these  publications, Gary  Hunn , who led a film crew  into bushranger  country  in three states   and recently  collaborated  in  a proposed musical on Captain Moonlight,   snapped  up  a  rare  limited  edition , 34pp , illustrated   monograph  by  Williams  about  The  Flying Pieman  , the   cover  design  below.
While  not  dealing with bushrangers , it is  a  fascinating    glimpse  into the  zany   and  wild  colonial   days .   The  said Pieman  was  William Francis King , born London , March 1807, eldest son of Francis King , paymaster of Accounts in Treasury  at Whitehall . It was intended that William would  enter  the Church  of England , but his love  of field sports  and boisterous  recreations was " not befitting  the  sacred  office."  

After a spell with a London stockbroker he became a clerk in the Treasury Office in the Tower of  London . Restless, he  headed for   New South Wales   in  1839, expecting to be given a  choice government  job because of  his  references .
 
This was not to be . Disappointed , an archbishop arranged for him to become a  schoolmaster  and  clerk   at Sutton Forest, near Bong Bong . After a spell as a tutor to a family , he got the urge  to move on . What transpired next is truly sensational .
 
The l869 Australian  Dictionary of Dates and  Men of the Time, containing the history  of Australasia  from 1542  to May  1879, compiled by J.  Henniker Heaton, included  The Flying Pieman  and  said   that when King  gave up tutoring  he intended returning   to  England  .... Many unforeseen  difficulties, however   presented themselves , and he was induced to hire  as  a barman in a Sydney pub called Hope and  Anchor , afterwards the Rainbow Tavern .

The  aforementioned   unforeseen difficulties ,  Williams   explained in his monograph ,  involved  falling in love with a   convict girl  and   arranging  to  take  her  back  to  England  . 
       
The story goes that because  he  was  not a man  of   means and could not get  government  approval  to take up with a convict , a desperate plan of elopement  was  drawn  up  in which  the  girl  was  placed  in a  wooden  box   and  placed  aboard  ship .

Due to a tragic error , the ship in which the box  was  loaded left without King   getting aboard .   He supposedly   arrived at Circular Quay to see it departing ,  seized a  horse from  a passer  by and frantically rode  along the harbour trying to  attract the attention of  the crew , without success .

There was speculation that the  girl had probably  died from starvation, thirst or asphyxiation.  Whether  the story was true or not, Williams  said King   soon became an  eccentric figure  who  sold  meat pies and  rolls  around the old cricket  ground  in  Hyde Park  and  along   Circular Quay .    

The  pies were carried in a two-lidded   iron  box atop a small charcoal stove , with a chimney,  legs  and a handle ,  so that it could  be carried and  also stood on the  ground . 

Then he commenced  a series of " pedestrian feats ",  such as : walking 1634  miles in five weeks  and four days ; from the obelisk in Macquarie Place, Sydney ,  to the l6 mile  stone at Parramatta and  back again in six hours ; walking from Sydney to Parramatta and back  twice a day for  six consecutive days ;  on one occasion  he carried a  dog weighing  more than  70 pounds  from Campbelltown to Sydney between the hours of    half past  12  at night  and   20 minutes  to nine the next morning ; for a wager, a goat  weighing  92lb   with  12 pounds of extra deadweight  was  lumbered on  a trek .

His " costume",    made  him  stand out  .   It consisted of  white  stockings and stout shoes , surmounted  by  tight (usually red or crimson )  knee-breeches , open white shirt , blue jacket  and a top hat from which multi-coloured streamers  trailed . He also carried a staff   from  which more  streamers were attached
  
These and many  other  feats resulted in him earning  the cognomen of "The Flying Pieman ." His marathons  included   Queensland  where he referred to himself in the Courier as  The Ladies' Walking, Flying Pieman . The  frequent inclusion of  "Ladies" in  his formal title , Williams explained,  betrayed a weakness  on the Pieman's part  for the beguiling breed , his behaviour to them always  impeccable , if  perhaps  eccentric . 

The Sydney Morning Herald   coverage of his  Brisbane  performances ,  on October   17,l848 ,  in part ,  said  ...He first intends to walk into the favour of the  ladies   at Kangaroo Point , then cross the river   to South  Brisbane , and there repeat his previous  feats of walking, running, hopping, &c. In fact, if he is not the pride  of the  ladies , I am sure he is the wonderment of the juveniles , every one of whom  fondly anticipates  a holiday from school  tomorrow to be  a witness  of this untiring  activity ."

In Brisbane he planned  to  attack a major marathon record  if the locals  subscribed to a new pair of boots as his current ones were  almost worn out . 

 With his "natural bent " to undertake all kinds of   feats , upon which people often  bet, it was said he was made the dupe of many . He  died   at the Liverpool Asylum   in  Sydney on  August 12, 1874.

NOTE :   This blog has  run  several stories  about  Gary Hunn , a Magnetic Island resident, in connection with  his   bushranger research , some of which  took  place  between   attending   Melbourne  exhibitions   of  Monet ,   Napoleon  and  La  Perouse.  A man of diverse interests, he is also into American history . 

As a special gift ,  he gave Little Darwin  a  piece of a broken  bottle which could have  come from the  dump  at  the very  wayside  pub/store  the notorious bushranger   Frank Gardiner  set up with his  mistress,  near Rockhampton, Queensland ,  under an alias . Gardiner had   led a  gang which  in l862 staged  Australia's largest  gold robbery at Eugowra ,escaping with 14,000 pounds  ($4million today ) . He was  arrested in 1864   by NSW police who traced him to the   Queensland  shanty  and illegally  took  him back  to  Sydney. Sentenced  to 32 years hard  labour, he was released   after serving  10   and exiled  from Australia.

Shipped out to  Hong Kong, in 1875 he turned up in San Francisco  running the  Twilight  Saloon  and   mixed  with  Wild West identity, lawman,  professional gambler  and journalist   "  Bat"   Masterson  . One   aspect of  the  saga  is  the fascinating suggestion, closely investigated by Gary , that  twin sons of a  widow  Gardiner  married  in America   came   to  Australia  and  dug  up  his  share  of   the   gold  robbery . 

CLOUDS OVER SHIMMERING WATER

 
 
 
 
Vallis pix.

Thursday, January 2, 2020

GREAT MANGO MADNESS LITERARY MOMENTS AND ASSORTED FUNNIES

A  rollicking   reminisce  about  Troppo and the Fannie Bay Whisper  with  a  belated tribute  to  Sydney's  Kings Cross Whisper  and  its  talented , trail  blazing  crew.
During the cull of the Little Darwin  den  several  fat    folders   marked  SPOOF and TROPPO   were  discovered  in  a  filing  cabinet  . These   covered   the   time  , more than   40 years  ago ! ,  in  Darwin ,  when  two  humorous  publications   were   launched   on  the  unsuspecting  Top End  , using  some of the  saucy photographs  from  Sydney's  fabulously  successful  King's Cross Whisper . 
 
Journalist  Peter Blake , one of the Blake  brothers ,   with  wide ranging newspaper  skills  and   a  great sense of  humour,which made him a hit in New York , helped  turn the Kings Cross Whisper into  a resounding success . He  was  working  in Darwin at  the  time , also  swinging the bag  as a  bookie at the Fannie Bay  Racecourse . 

 We  kicked   around  the  idea  of  launching a satirical  Kings Cross Whisper like   publication  in  steamy   Darwin . Troppo and the Fannie  Bay Whisper were  born  as  one  offs , the Whisper  to coincide with the  Fannie Bay Beercan Regatta .  Of   particular  interest  in  the  bundle of  material  in the filing cabinet  were  duplicates of stories  run in the two  papers .
 The  Kings Cross Whisper  owed  its  existence to  a  bland   Darwin footy club  publication, the Waratah Whisper , taken over  and  kicked  into  life  by an audacious scribe ,  Jim  Ramsey, above , seen here hamming  it up as the editor.  A top sports writer, in Sydney he  had   been  placed   on   a   Murdoch" leper list" for something he supposedly wrote which had  upset  the  ace Australian international golfing star   Peter Thompson .


Despite his  leprous state ,  the editor of the  Murdoch  owned  Northern Territory  News in far away Darwin ,  Jim  Bowditch ,  at  Peter Blake's urging , hired    Ramsey .  Bowditch  just changed  Ramsey's name to  Ramsie  in   bylines  in  a vain  bid  to  hide  his true identity. On  being  sprung by a  Murdoch  executive over from Brisbane , Ramsey told  him  to  stick  the  job  up  his  black arse .  
   
 On leaving Darwin , Ramsey/Ramsie returned  to Sydney, teamed up  with another Blake ,  Terry  , both almost broke .  They  hocked  Terry's wife's sewing machine and  another  Blake brother's scuba diving  gear   to  pay for  the  printing  of  the  zany  first  Kings Cross Whisper newspaper . It sold   like  hot  cakes  to  New Year's Eve  revellers  at  Kings Cross.   Realising they were on a bonanza , regular editions were  produced , the  sales astronomical  across the nation .   After  many parties  , it was turned into  a highly successful  and hectic   business  that  branched  out , sold personal ads in its columns  , went into  bawdy records through a Queensland  government  scheme  , started  a   chain of sex  shops  selling  marital aids  with an extensive  mail order  outlet  , provided   fishing news  for  Sydney anglers  . It even  extended  operations to  New Zealand  with the  short lived  Kiwi Whisper   for  which  I  wrote  some  copy . 
 
By Peter Simon
 
Instead of having to hock the family heirlooms  to pay the printer in advance , so much  money flooded in  they  soon had   their own three storey building  in Darlinghurst  with  an upstairs printery. A linotype  operator there ,  from Darwin , told  me he had been  glad  Cyclone  Tracy  had  devastated the northern  capital on Christmas Day  l974  because a  man had  promised to  come   round and  bash  him with an iron bar  that  very  day. On the morning of that fateful day, he had been sitting on the toilet  , holding a tile over his head  for protection  , as  the   residence  was   torn apart ; he  had willingly  fled overland  with  others  in  a  battered car .  
 
Terry Blake  wrote the fabulous account of the  heady  King Cross Whisper  days , the  cover montage including headings on several stories I had written . Payout  from  the  Whisper  before I went to  Darwin  to work for the government  in  the   l970s  enabled  me to  buy  a  secondhand  Holden  stationwagon.  
 
During my time as a government press  officer in Darwin  I was once the  official media  liaison officer  for a royal tour.  Could I be locked up in the Tower of London by now revealing that an official photograph  I had been given  of  Prince Charles  found its  way into  a  crazy  Troppo story  about  the Alice Springs outbreak of  diarrhoea  that  followed   a  banquet  provided  in the Residency  during  the  royal visit ?
      

 During a  drinking session in  a  Sydney hotel  , Terry Blake  flatteringly  told  me  that  because of  my  distinctive  writing  style , the  odd  angles  that I  took ,  I could become  more popular  than  the renowned Australian  writer of poetry and prose,  Henry  Lawson .   This  was  an incredible , unsolicited  testimonial .
 
However, at  the time, he had consumed a lot of  John Barleycorn  and, in between  guffawing over   crazy national and overseas events , especially American  politics,  where   President LBJ  had  said  Gerald Ford was so dumb he  could not  fart and chew gum at the same time,  he  appeared to be  attempting  to EAT a  cigar , which  crumbled ,  pieces   falling   into  his  whisky  glass.
         
Years later, while attending  a weekend  market  in Adelaide, looking for oddities in boxes and elsewhere   , I was  surprised to spot Terry Blake  . Asked  what he was doing  in South Australia ,  he  explained that he had come from Sydney  to  sell  the last remaining  sex shop in the chain . In these ventures,  he said you arranged to meet the new  owner in a public place , took  the money  in cash- and ran to a nearby bank , hoping not to be  waylaid  by  somebody who jumped out of a dark alley  along  the  way and stole the loot .   He could have  been joking , but who  knows ? 
 
Terry Blake died  as  the result of  an  incident outside  a  Kings Cross nightspot  in which he supposedly fell  on his head .  So  the  place  that  played a  large part in his  life, which enabled him to buy a  sports car ( which he crashed )  and  original  Australian art ,   also  led  to  his tragic  demise . 

Peter Blake , involved  in   a   failed  planned  sting of   Darwin bookies ,had also   hoped  to  break the  bookies  in Hong Kong and America  with  strategic plunges , but failed to do so .  Nevertheless , a  Damon Runyon type character , full of  humour , great  company , a keen fisherman ,   a  talented all round  newspaper man ,  was  respected  in  New York ,  where  he  died .  
  
When Jim Ramsay died   in 1997, aged  67, he was described as a  top golf writer , one of  the great larrikin journalists  of  modern Australia , his life an odyssey of  irresponsibility  leaving  a  train of defalcations, infidelities, moonlight flits and  terrible memories . Seems he started work in Melbourne as a tram conductor .The write up   went on to say there had  been  many  women, aged from  late teens  to  the  80s , whom  he  had loved  and  left . Along the way he also managed to reduce to charcoal   the  lounge   in   journalist   Steve Dunleavy's New York  apartment.

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

STORM OVER TOP END

With  a  record run  of  high  temperatures.