Wednesday, December 5, 2018

BATMAN ATTACKED BUT NOT THROBBIN' AS NATURE GOES CRAZY IN KILLER WEATHER

Strange  stories  are emerging about  the impact  of   fires and  heatwave conditions  in  Queensland  , one of  them   involving the  above   scary  looking  Rhinoceros  Beetle  .  During the wild weather  this  blog exclusively   reported   flying foxes were regularly  invading Magnetic Island   at night .  Then bats started to  drop dead in Townsville ,  Cairns and elsewhere and  the  media   took notice .  Now , with  dead bats visible on  the  island , the massive   nightly  invasion  appears  to  have stopped .Warnings  about   catching  rabies    from     downed  fruit  bats were  issued  throughout  the state

 However,  this blog was informed  of an episode in which an  island man was  bitten on the  toe when he  used his foot   to  stop his dog from  getting at a    grounded bat .  The  story goes that the man  had already had a  needle     for something and  felt he was not in  danger of coming down with mad dog disease   . As a  result , his  friends have nicknamed  him  Batman .

Following  a sudden  storm in which  very little rain fell on the island ,  the    above black beetle  was  seen  floundering  around  in  a  bucket   under   a downpipe.  When  plucked  from    what  would  have been a watery grave ,  the  beetle epitomised  the  expression  hanging on like grim death by wrapping   itself   about   a  finger of  the  rescuer   and  would  not   let  go .
 
With difficulty , a photograph was taken of the beetle hanging onto the  digit, hissing  .  After   about  10minutes , a hanky was  placed over  the   hand of the rescuer    which  was   rested  in  a  basket . Another  10 minutes and the  still kicking  beetle    detached   itself .     

 Another  interesting  story  which  emerged  was  about  Cockatoos    attacking  two  Barking Owls  , also  known as Murder  Birds, which are notorious nocturnal   killers  of    Curlew  chicks .  

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

DEATH ADDERS IN DEMAND / SHARK MOVIE / MULLET SURFING

Signs  urging Magnetic Island residents   to report   any sightings of  Death Adders  are  on display , part of  a study  backed by National Geographic . Another  public notice on the island   drew attention to  a  Sea Shepherd  movie, Shark Cull , based on the controversial cull that took place in Western Australia in 2014 , still relevant   to Queensland waters  , said to be a must see   show   for  anyone interested  in protecting sharks  and marine conservation  . It was introduced   by Sea  Shepherd volunteer and Whitsunday dive operator, Tony Fontes . Seen swimming about   in the  Magnetic Island   safe harbour   of late  are  Sea Mullet  skimming  along  the surface  , one below .

Monday, December 3, 2018

TRIFFIDS THRIVING IN HEATWAVE-END OF WORLD NIGH ?

The  three  stainless  steel stylised  trees , known as  The Triffids ,  after the  carnivorous  , killer  plants    in  John Wyndham's   sci-fi novel  , The  Day of the Triffids  , turned  into a  radio  series and   a    movie , are enjoying the  torrid  weather  at   James  Cook University , Townsville . Each seven metres  high , they  respond to  sun, wind and  rain ... emitting   various lights , rain  in the form of   mist  and   rattling  metallic  leaves . With  monotonous regularity , the Townsville media , when it  comes to a weather story , usually  whips down to  The  Stand  and   photographs   visiting   eye  candy    on   the   beachfront.   A  photograph of a  Triffid  in a  bikini  would  be a welcome change and  no  doubt  go viral .      

COUP CLUCKS CLAN CONCLAVE

Members of the  Illiberal  Much Deformed  Church  holding  a secret  meeting inside the Strasbourg   Cathedral  and Powerhouse Museum    to   plot   the assassination of  the  PM   after the next election. The   previous  PM's    skeleton shown   listening   in   from the  catacombs  of  the Bondi  sewerage  outfall, like an  Outcast from  Foolgarah,ready to rise up  and  point the  bone  at the conspirators .  

Saturday, December 1, 2018

THE URGE TO SPREAD ONE'S WINGS


EXCLUSIVE : DOROTHY DIX RESIGNS FROM LIBERAL PARTY

CANBERRA : A  veteran , key  strategist  in the  Coalition Government  has  resigned in frustration  and intends to  seek asylum in  a  New Zealand   nunnery . She is  Dorothy  Dix  who is forced to  write  brain-numbing  questions   for   government members, mainly  men , to  ask  during  Question Time  in  the  House of  Representatives.
The  day  male chauvinist pigs  flew  for  cover in both  chambers.
Ms Dix ,  kept  out of sight in  a  stuffy  cupboard in the office of  the  manager of government  business, Christopher Pyne , was  infuriated by  the PM   walking out of  the chamber  , above,  before    Dr  Kerryn Phelp  rose   to   make her maiden speech .  As a  result , Dix , a true feminist ,  blew her stack  ,  came out of  the cupboard , set  fire to  101  questions  and her bra, danced all over a papier- mache   model of an  expensive  French submarine   off   Pyne's desk  and  handed  in  her  resignation ...  Another  Argus Tuft  scoop .

TROPICAL HEATWAVE STUDY

From baking mudflats of Cairns  to Magnetic Island
Pelicans  , Cairns . Abra Photograph .
Galahs,Sulphur Crested Cockatoos , Magnetic  Island . Vallis.