Sunday, July 7, 2013

RATS IN COALITION RANKS

( Rat  bites  Christopher   Pyne   during  sleep out  to  highlight the  homeless . - Shock , horror  news  report.) 

Crook- looking  Christopher  on  the  idiot  box ; rat  in  box .
CANBERRA : In   breaking  news ,  Prime   Minister  Kevin Rudd   has  announced  a  state funeral  will  be  held  next week  for  the  unfortunate   rat  which   died  an  agonising   death   after   nibbling  the  tasty  lobe of   the  Shadow Minister for Education  and Stawell  Gift sprinter, Christopher  Pyne.

And  in what  is seen as  Divine intervention  , the entire  Coalition  has  been  placed  in  quarantine   for  six  months  to  prevent  the deadly   bubonic  plague  from   sweeping  across   Australia and  Asia .  This   follows  the   nasty   experience Pyne  had   with a  large  rat  and  snoring , windy  company directors  when    spine  bashing  on  concrete  to  help  the  homeless.  

On   national   TV,   Pyne  bravely  revealed   the   rat  died  of   bubonic  plague The  presenter  and  studio  production  staff   all   fled on   hearing   Pyne   make  this   terrifying  statement .  Nervous   men  in   space  suits  were  seen   dragging   Pyne   out of   the   hastily   evacuated  ABC   building  ;   he  was  placed    in   the   top security  animal  disease  quarantine  station  in  Victoria. 

Opposition Leader, Tony Abbott, and  the  rest  of  the  Shadow  Ministry  were  rounded  up , herded  aboard  empty   refugee  boats   and    taken   to   Clive  Palmer’s  Queensland   dinosaur  stud  farm   to  prevent   infecting  the  nation.   Fortunately ,   one   member  of    the  Coalition  has  a  proven  immunity  to  bubonic plague  , which   he  developed  by  mixing   with   a  prominent  rodent  ( not  Minnie or  Mickey Mouse ) ,  so  he  will  be  able  to  visit   his  quarantined   colleagues   and   supply   them   with gifts  of  champagne  and  caviar.  Get   well  quick cards  are   already   pouring   in  from   the  mining  industry, the  Koch brothers  and  other  well-wishers .

STOP PRESS :  Shadow  Foreign Minister , Julie Bishop,  on a visit to Singapore, has been  placed in quarantine  in  Raffles Hotel  and  is  fighting off  dehydration with   gin  slings , while glaring at  herself  in  the mirror .

Friday, July 5, 2013

DAMNED YANKS CAUSE TROUBLE IN WOMEN'S CORSETS


A  strange  September  9, 1916  advertisement  in  Stead’s Review, Melbourne,  was  headed  HOW AUSTRALIAN WOMEN  ARE  HELPING  THE  ENEMY.  It  said  our gals  were  weakening  the  Empire’s battle against   the Hun  by  buying  American corsets!  This   meant  there  was  less  gold” left in the coffers  to fight in Europe. Patriotic  women , it  said, should  buy  English  made  corsets  like the “NautilusNon-Rustible.   Australian  women , it continued , will  support  the  English  corset  makers  as  against the Foreign  or  Neutral  makers  

Thursday, July 4, 2013

MISS PINK'S LETTERS-Continuing biography of NT Crusading Editor ,"Big Jim" Bowditch


During  the years Bowditch was in Alice Springs , Miss Pink issued several  printed  Open  Letters on important   issues which were designed to influence government policies in  respect of  Aborigines . The  letters were  widely distributed – to the Prime Minister, the Territories Minister , other politicians, national  newspapers,  anthropologists  and   others  whom  she felt  should  be informed of  her  views.
 
These letters were run off  for  her  on a  duplicator   at   the  office of the  NSW  branch of the  Sheet Metal Working, Agricultural Implement  and Stovemaking  Industrial  Union of  Australia A  cover note from the secretary of the  union,  T. Wright, a member of the  Communist Party of Australia   Central Committee, associated with the dynamic  Communist  author Jean Devanny, also interested in the plight of Aborigines, assured fiercely independent  Miss  Pink  that  work involved in the  printing of the newsletters  had been  done in the  union office and there was no cost.    

Wright  was  interested in  Aborigines and  had included many of  Miss Pink’s views  in a pamphlet he  produced calling for a  new deal  for them . In 1950, Wright had arranged for an open letter she  issued   condemning  the proposal  for  Aboriginal artist Albert Namatjira  to  take up land   that was  traditionally that of  another tribe to be published in the Communist Review.
 
She  raised the  possibility that  Namatjira ,   who had been feted  by  sections of the white  community,  being used  by politically minded whites , or “ mixed bloods” , to  betray  the future  of  his own race in the NT.  A few years ago, she said , Namatjira , influenced by whites, had been prepared to take up  land  as a pastoral  holding  outside his own Aranda country.  To do so, would probably have caused bitterness and untold trouble  with the owning tribes- people in the area . While Aboriginals resented the arrival of white  pioneers they had not  been able to  take  effective action against them .  But they could, and would , resent  and resist, or steal  from a “ Black ”of another tribe . Then police would be called in  to support the invading “ Blackpastoralist. It was hypocrisy  to pretend to be “raising them ” by trampling on their tribal  outlook on their tribal territory.
 
CALL FOR A ROYAL COMMISSION

 A postscript White attached to a  note sent to  Miss   Pink  read:“For persons of mixed blood, we need a term corresponding  to Eurasian-say   Euralian  or  Euraustian."In  a  newsletter issued  May 11, l951,  copies of which were forwarded to  the  Brisbane Science Congress ,  she   firmly  outlined  her case against  full citizen rights  being handed out one by one and  called  for pressure to be applied on the   federal  government  to appoint a Royal Commission  to invest igate the NT  situation.  Preferably , she said the  head of the inquiry should be a Tasmanian  judge  and that all witnesses  must be permanent  residents of the NT, not outsiders  or so called experts .
 
People of part  aboriginal blood, she said,  were a different problem.  Commonwealth control of  all the affairs of Australia’s native race would be the ultimate goal, her  letter stated.  The searchlight should be focused  on every aspect of the  Territory  situation and she listed areas  of specific interest which needed close scrutiny  as being  wages for men and women, mission activities , appointment of staff , cattle station conditions,  the operation and  cost  of running  Native  Wards in hospitals .  In effect, she wanted everything and everybody   put under the microscope. In a slap for  Professor Elkin and other  anthropologists, she wrote : 

Sydney University’s Department of Anthropology’s church-mission obsessed dictatorship  over the Australian , and especially the  NT full-bloods’ future, and present lives  ( through his appointees  or followers ) , has exterminating  forces inherent in it, through wrong  policies  being advised  and implemented . 
 

ASSIMILATION POLICY ATTACKED

The next Open Letter  came out on  January 13 , l953,  and consisted of  six  duplicated pages that  attacked  the Hasluck-Menzies  assimilation  policy  which she described as a camouflaged substitute for  extermination .  The new exploitation of Aboriginals in  Australia was now political, she said, with  both  Right and Left  wanting to “ givefull-bloods and  mixed bloods  a vote ” , regardless of whether or not  they could , at that stage , use it in  their own interests-which in the NT  they were  not.  Under these rights the Aborigines would  be taxed   while the  station owners for whom they worked as slave  labourers  paid no  tax.  Aborigines could be called  to serve in the Army  to fight for whites’ interests , even for “ the  freedom  of Koreans  to decide  their own  future”.  Could , she asked, anything be more  cynical  and hypocritical of white Australians.
 
Once  more she called for each tribe to be given its own land on which to decide its own future. These  areas should not be called government settlements  or  mission reserves but be   named after the  owning tribe-North Aranda  Development Area , Wailbri  Development Area, etc., definitely not , as at present,  Roman Catholic, Lutheran  or Baptist  mission stations .

Again she plugged for adult night class  education  for at least minimum literacy .  She told how the last fullblood  in Tasmania, Truganini , had been “ assimilated” into the white community so much that she  drove about with the Governor’s wife in   a carriage  and danced  with aides-de-camp    at Government House balls.  Yet she had   died  a miserable human-wreck on an island, not her own tribal  area , and begged to be buried  at sea .  Miss Pink added that the woman’s skeleton  was  now in a museum .
 
A repeat of this situation was not wanted in the Northern Territory  where instead of Government House , political platforms  would be used as the stage to perform on, like circus animals or parrots.  NT  full bloods  must make up their own  informed  decisions as a race.  In parenthesis , she wrote :  And until  they are LITERATE  they cannot  be .  She went on to say most fullbloods in other parts of the Commonwealth  had become  imitation whites , instead of developed Aborigines , and people retaining  some of their own culture along with  that development  and literacy.  That the “ civilized” ones  in the  south  were simply  whites’ tools  and parrots was more than obvious  from their statements. She explained  that Aborigines  working for the Lord  on missions  actually saved the pockets of  the white adherents  of the  denominations  down south.

 BOWDITCH HIT WITH UMBRELLA

Miss Pink probably regarded  much of  what  Bowditch  did  in the cause of half-castes as reprehensible.   Early one morning  at home he heard knocking at the door.  When he opened the door, there was Miss Pink with a raised umbrella  and ,  muttering  something like , “ How dare you use that phrase, ” brought  the brolly  down on his head. Without further ado, she  promptly  departed with  her weapon.  Bowditch, a  decorated former wartime  commando , was  never sure  what  the offending phrase  had been . One possibility  was that he had made  a disloyal statement  at a  public function to mark a Royal   occasion . ( Years  later,  a  reporter  gave an erroneous   account of this brolly attack  in which he  said the woman , not named , had  called Bowditch a  bastard.  For the record , let it be known  that  Miss Pink was a lady  and  would never have   used  such language . Although  , on  one occasion  when   Administrator Mick   Driver   came  down from Darwin on a visit, Miss Pink sought an audience  with him  and on  becoming  angry, she threw a file  which hit  him in the  face . He  responded with nervous  laughter   and  delighted in recounting the  event  , saying  he admired  her  courage and  tenacity. NEXT: Darwin Beckons Bowditch. 

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

DRYSDALE'S MECHANICAL EYE

The   late  Dame  Elisabeth  Murdoch  contributed   to   the publication  of  the     book- DRYSDALE   Photographer-  written   by  Jennie  Boddington, Curator  of  Photography , National  Gallery  of  Victoria, 1987, which  contains  photos  taken  while  the sight impaired  artist  travelled   about  the  nation   in  search  of   the  essence  of  Australia .[ See littledarwin.blogspot.com  for   TRAGEDY  STALKED  OUTBACK  ARTIST , November 5 ,  2008,  also  CHARLES  DARWIN  AND  THE  WOWSERS ,  January 31, 2009.]
 Dame   Elisabeth  supported   the  book’s  publication   as   a  tribute  to  the  artist ,  whom   she  held  in  high regard ,  in   one   of    the   exhibitions  to   mark  the opening of  The   Keith  and    Elisabeth  Murdoch  Court   of  Contemporary  Art.

Dame   Elisabeth   was   herself   the   subject  of   an  entry in the  2009  Archibald Art Prize, painted  by  Hong Fu,  one of  the  finalists .   A  copy  of  a   guide  to   that   year’s  entries   turned  up  in  Darwin  and  was   collected  by   Little  Darwin, which, like a magpie, is always  on  the  lookout  for   ephemera ,  associated pieces .   It  contains  handwritten  comments  by  an  apparent   art  lover   and   in  respect of   Dame Elisabeth’s  portrait    remarked  that   the  actual  painting   revealed   more   of   the   admirable   character  of    the  subject .  The   winning   painting   that   year  was   of   NT  Indigenous  musician , Geoffrey  Gurrumul  Yunupingu ,   by  Guy Maestri NEXT:   Drysdale’s   love  of   early  Australian   books  revealed   in   the   Special  Collections  section   of   the   Eddie  Koiki  Mabo   Library,  James   Cook  University ,  Townsville .

ONCOLOGISTS ON GOING

Two  of   three  Darwin oncologists are  leaving . Why?   Their  departure  is  creating  concern  among cancer   patients   whose   treatment  schedules   are   being  changed.   In  another   unrelated  matter  information   has  been   received   about   high   ranking  medical  officer  who  was  intent on  taking a certain course  of  action  in  the treatment of  a  woman,  which  she   , with   medical knowledge   knew  to  be  wrong .  She  dug  in,   refused  to  subject   herself  to  the  proposed  treatment ,  and  her   specialist   subsequently  informed   the   medical   officer   he  was  wrong ,  the   patient   right .   

BOUQUET FOR MISS PINK

Photo by Vallis 

WHO STOLE SKIPPY'S GRANDFATHER ?

New  Zealand  soldiers  in convoys  going  off  to   fight  in  WW11 went   ashore   at  Fremantle , Western  Australia ,  and  came back   with some  interesting  souvenirs.   These   included  a  number  of  shop signs , one about  12 feet  long  from “The  First  and  Last Store in Australia” which  received  a  lot  of  attention.   Apart  from  its  sign   ,  the shop  lost  its  large, stuffed   kangaroo which stood  at  the  entrance.   It   was  smuggled  aboard  the   Dunera  (later to bring out  the  unfortunate  Dunera   Boys  from  England  )  by    Kiwis  and  was   seen  hopping  about  the  mess  deck  during  the   voyage to  Egypt .  Captain  F. L. Davis was  quoted  in  the   June,  l940    edition  of  The  Taranakian , journal of the New Plymouth  Boys  High School ,  as  saying   the kangaroo was  given  identity  discs  and  always  wore  a  lifebelt  on  ship’s inspections.   Eventually , the  kangaroo  was   promoted   to   lance- corporal .  Many  soldiers  wanted  to  take  the kangaroo  into  camp  with them in  Egypt,   but it  was decided  to send it  back  by  ship  to   Australia.  Nobody  seems  to  known  what  happened  to  the  much  travelled   ’roo.