Saturday, January 9, 2010

SENSATIONAL BOOK WITH NT CONTENT

While browsing through a large interstate bookshop, Little Darwin recently unearthed a swag of interesting volumes, some out of print . Of particular note is one that would make a riveting TV series , better than Underbelly , and has Northern Territory content .

It is THE ACCIDENTAL GANGSTER The Life And Times of Bela Csidei , as told to Norm Lipson and Adam Walters , Park Street Press, 2006,a great read with sensational revelations. The blurb, in part, reads - Frank Sinatra, Sir Peter Abeles, Jimmy “ The Weasel” Fratianno…big celebrities, big business, big mobsters and big politicians, from the famous to the infamous, the cast of characters almost defies the imagination .

It sure does . In 1978 , Csidei was hot news in Darwin when he appeared in court on charges connected with the growing of a marijuana crop at isolated Wollogorang Station and the alleged bribing of a police officer. This writer was in Darwin at the time and can report that he was the talk of the town and had the media rushing about with excitement . During hearings, the case being aborted on one occasion because of a newspaper comment, it was claimed Csidei wanted the crop grown to pay off a loan to American Mafia hitman , Jimmy Fratianno, who had threatened to kill him. During the hearings, Csidei stayed in the Hotel Darwin and was regarded as something of a celebrity , even attending a party held by an ABC reporter

In sentencing Csidei to 15 months’ gaol, with a non-parole period of nine months, Mr Justice Foster said the accused had been painted as a Godfather of crime and a criminal mastermind. There was ,however, not the slightest evidence to support this. Furthermore , he said if Csidei was a mastermind, he must be the most inept one in history. The NT Crown Prosecutor in the case , Ian Barker QC, would later , in private practice in Sydney, defend Csidei in his battles with Corporate Affairs over matters involving many high flyers .

Csidei’s account of the Territory court hearings and his time in the slammer here often makes amusing reading. Beg, borrow or steal this book for its startling content and claims .
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Friday, January 8, 2010

FRENCH LETTERS EXPLODE MAD MONK'S JIBE ABOUT COPENHAGEN CONFERENCE

PARIS: Royal documents found in a secret panel at the Palace of Versailles have destroyed a jibe by Opposition Leader Tony Abbott that not even the Sun King , Louis XIV, had travelled in the grand fashion that Prime Minister Rudd and his large entourage did flying to Copenhagen in a 747.

The letters, held together by one of Marie Antoinette’s diamond studded garters, reveal that her husband , Louis XVI , actually made repeated flights to Copenhagen in the world’s first aircraft - a gold plated flapping machine built by the genius, Henri Bleriot , in a bid to save his neck .

His spin doctor, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, told him the polls were looking decidedly grim and he would have to do something on a grand scale to save La Belle France from exploding. The anxious king discussed the matter with Marie Antoinette who said the smelly, starving peasants would soon forget their worries if given stale cake.

But Louis had heard about fabulous Danish pastries sold in Copenhagen which were the talk of European aristocracy. To provide each hungry Frenchman with a bag of pastries, Louis commissioned Bleriot to build the world’s first squadron of biscuit bombers . That is why the Palace of Versailles has such long , featureless lawns –they were actually runways for the King’s Copenhagen pastry run .

Unfortunately, the palace courtiers repeatedly got on the booze in Denmark and came back with cheaper pizzas , not dainty pastries . The French peasants took one look at the pizzas and declared they would not eat Italian junk tucker , which they said was even worse than English food that usually tasted like the boiled boot of the Duke of Wellington. Chop,chop. Chinese takeaways then reigned throughout France.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

CROCODILES ANGRY WITH NT NEWS

Top End crocodiles are furious with the NT News because the paper now gives more attention to singer Jessica Mauboy than swamp dwellers. The crocs are threatening to black ban the News and demand royalties for past appearances in its pages. Arrangements for a series of massive protests outside the News office are being drawn up by angry crocodiles.

The crocodiles' spokesman, pictured above , an aggressive critter believed responsible for the mysterious disappearance of taxi drivers in Mitchell Street , told Little Darwin News reporters and photographers are not as tasty as cabbies. Jessica was getting a bigger coverage in the Darwin paper than the crocodile super star, Sweetheart , he complained, adding : “She got an ARIA Award , so should leave the NT News front page to lovable crocodiles.”

Ominiously, he advised her not to pose in a swimsuit at the Nightcliff boat ramp for a News photographer. Crocodiles, he revealed, will do anything to appear in publications , one had even arranged to be snapped wearing a bowtie for the next edition of DarwinLife, pretending to be the owner of a handbag , shoe and wallet shop which caters for corporate cowboys.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

TROUBLESOME TIME AHEAD FOR POWERBROKERS ?

Is it wishful thinking or wet season dementia which is causing predictions that several people in influential positions in Darwin will be given the boot this year? Word is that one CEO in a government department has been given the hint to mosse along (cowboy jargon) due to government dissatisfaction, despite his political allegiance. On the private enterprise front, there is intriguing scuttlebutt about a power struggle going on between two cliques in an establishment , which, if it results in blood on the wattle , will surprise many and result in the departure of some intense individuals. One prominent character tipped to require the services of interstate furniture removalists during 2010 is renowned for his clever , strutting impersonations of a jelly roll Mussolini, especially after a licorice-flavoured chianti or three. Could he be the man to get SIHIP back on the rails and on time ?

TIMES TOUGH FOR JOURNALISTS

Intelligence from Little Darwin contacts in the media world here and overseas does not paint a glowing picture. Freelancers and casuals are finding it hard to find outlets in Australia as media companies continue to tighten their belts and shed staff.
It is the same situation in New Zealand where some scribes may have to resort to sheep rustling to survive . Over the silly season there, for example, The Dominion newspaper ran boring unpaid for articles by amateurs about their best ever holidays , what their best teachers taught and how they spent Christmas as children. As one top Kiwi journo said, this avoided the need to pay freelancers to write real articles of interest. He predicted that there would be an outbreak of this kind of cheap reporting in Australia.
In America the prospects for journalists is truly grim , unless you fancy ranting like a rabid dog about President Obama on TV or in certain anti Obama papers. Incidently, US President George W. Bush's "brain" and the "turd blossom" of the Bush grey matter , tricky Karl Rove , who escaped justice , got a run in the Weekend Australian in an article critical of President Obama .
One healthy area of a kind of journalism , some of it dodgy , is the blogosphere . There is a beaut Best of Doonesbury strip by Garry Trudeau showing a dejected Washington Post reporter who has just been made redundant being consoled by a workmate who tells him he can start a blog with the "golden credit " that he was formerly of the capital's newspaper . The reporter newly thrown on the scrapheap points out there are 110 million blogs . His friend says : "Exactly-it'll make you stand out."
A longtime observer of Australian media says while it is customary for newspapers to run slim books during the silly season, some major newspapers and their inserts, including magazines, seemed exceptionally thin this time . He has also detected a growing tendency to pander to advertisers by running what were plainly advertorials or gormless PR handouts which would have been spiked or binned in previous years .

Monday, January 4, 2010

SIHIP STILL HITTING THE FAN

No doubt the media – and the Feds- will again place the Strategic Indigenous Housing and Infrastructure Program (SIHIP) under the microscope once the silly season is well and truly over . Little Darwin can reveal there has been frantic activity on many fronts . As a result, several public servants have gone on stress leave, others in the private sector are departing the Territory to escape the madness and a person who held a high position in the Henderson Government not very long ago is involved in one outfit seeking a piece of the action. An esteemed gent fond of motorcycles and angels is also adding colour to manoeuvres. There is even talk of possible legal action over a potential deal involving millions of dollars. The lifestyle and public exposure of another well known person has undergone a change as a result of SIHIP , we are told.

The latest Territory minister with responsibility for SIHIP, beaming Dr Chris Burns, aka the Pepsodent Kid , made a statement before the end of the Noughties in which he admitted that not one house had yet been built, but other work had been carried out and that in 2010 there would be frantic activity on the home front. In between the usual rehash of crocodiles, UFOs and a G-string eating canine ,the NT News of January 2 carried a report about the difficult past year for the House of Henderson, one of its many problems being the fact that not one new dwelling had yet been built under SIHIP.

Take a peak at the $672 million SIHIP website and it becomes abundantly obvious that there is a lot of moolah to be made. The program is delivered through three alliance major contracts to deliver packages of work ranging from $30million to $50million. The alliances are-


*Earth Connect Alliance - Canstruct Pty Ltd , WorleyParsons Services Pty Ltd, Force 10 International Pty Ltd ,Greene & Associates Pty Ltd ,Ostwald Bros. Pty Ltd. *New Future Alliance- Leighton Pty Ltd, Broad Construction Services Pty Ltd, Opus Pty Ltd, Ngarda Civil & Mining Pty Ltd. *Territory Alliance- Sitzler Pty Ltd , Laing O’Rourke Australia Construction Pty Ltd, McMahon Services Australia Pty Ltd , with a sub alliance participant Compass Group (Australia) Pty Ltd.


Potential Tennant Creek contractors expressed anger about the way contracts for there were let, the successful tenderers unable to be revealed . They mentioned 1000 page tender documents,last minute alterations and endless bureaucratic requirements . It seems little goes right with SIHIP. Little Darwin decided to closely study SIHIP via Google. One listing announced it was damaged and not working properly. Sounds familiar. Soon after, the Little Darwin computer went haywire , resulting in uncouth expressions hitting the cooling system.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

RUPERT RUMINATES ON POWER

While it may have been flattering- except for the crocodile-to have been mentioned in the NT News list of the 120 most powerful, those named should not take themselves too seriously . In saying this, please do not regard Little Darwin as a power pooper. We merely point out that a really powerful person , Rupert Murdoch , News Corporation chief executive and chairman , owner of the NT News , said that power is fast diminishing in the newspaper world. The Weekend Australian recently quoted him as saying in March 2006 : "Power is moving away from the old elite in our industry –the editors , the chief executives and , let’s face it, the proprietors. "