Grim-faced front line
troops , several suspected
republican sympathisers , prepared to die soon
in the battle
for the Dutchy of
Westralia in the struggle for the Plantagenet Stuffed and Plucked Peacock Throne .
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Me
lords , ladies and ratfinks , as a soon to
be sacked
public town crier,
I draw your attention
to the London Dreary
Lane version of the bloody , 100 year long Wars of the Roses , now playing to deranged audiences
in the penal colony
of Canberra .
The key thespian in
the House of Reps plays
Bronnie the War Winner
, wearing chain mail under her jerkin to ward
off slings, arrows and points of order , proudly displays
a red rose on her
bosom
as she flails about
with her . 45 calibre
claymore at the serfs on
her left.
Such is the power of her acting , like something out of the Vikings or Revenge of the Vampires , she has the Lefties exiting the trenches faster than Irish line dancers on speed . Her performance has been likened by some theatre critics to repetitious singing of 10 green bottles sitting on a wall.
Such is the power of her acting , like something out of the Vikings or Revenge of the Vampires , she has the Lefties exiting the trenches faster than Irish line dancers on speed . Her performance has been likened by some theatre critics to repetitious singing of 10 green bottles sitting on a wall.
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Braveheart version likely for Orstralians ? |
At times Bronnie wears a bright , round brooch which appears to be a female version of the Sun God . On her right , are those who claim to be the true blue rulers of the Plantagenet kingdom , a cacophonous kakistocracy , upon which
the sun sure
does shine , superior lords , ladies , miners of white lead and cinnabar for the China doll market fawn upon them , seeking favours .
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Rose and parrot brooch |
Instead of using battering rams to destroy Opposition castles and ale houses, the stuttering nay- sayers employ battology .This is the black art of continual reiteration of the same words or phrases ... to smash the revolting vassals and highly paid , rorting stone mason mates on manor house building sites.
The huge cast
includes a large
number of fopdoodles , ass- headed Bottom from a Midsummer Night’s
Dream, Billy Bunter, Madonna , a salesman of
recycled spring water and massive doses of right wing media Gregory Powder. During interval, a South Australian Fairy Floss and suppositories vendor provides a welcome break to the titanic struggle between the warring houses of Lancaster and Yorkeys Knob played out on the blood-soaked stage .
