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Tragic Handsome Couple.
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Magnautic Island’s
grand wedding of the
year turned into a
scene from a horror
movie when
the marauding monster , Grubzilla, ate
the bride, as she posed
for P3
photographs , brandishing numerous
lewd tattoos.
According to the dynamic Magnautic Island Times , the unfortunate bride , the former
Beauty
Queen , Prunella
Prunepuss , who worked as a bouncer in a Fortitude Valley nightclub,
slapped a headlock on Grubzilla
, but eventually
succumbed to the beast
from Hell , her bloodcurdling screams
heard across the island.
Her husband , Ned Nong , an unemployed Victorian
chicken sexer , bought by Ms. Prunepuss on e-bay
, is in a state
of shock. The marriage
celebrant , dressed like Elvis Presley , and suffering from piles , was also devoured by Grubzilla. While
this
is a terrible blow to
the island’s thriving wedding industry , there has been a huge
increase in the number of gawkers and
boofheads attracted to the
island hoping to see more
people eaten by Grubzilla
