Our waterfront roundsman, the only one north of Coney Island, has been leaked top secret information that to avoid certain impeachment, President Trump intends fleeing to Townsville aboard a Russian biscuit bomber to join this luxury yacht named after one of his heroes, Attila the Hun ,the correct spelling somehow lost in translation during construction . The yacht comes complete with a full sized Caddy Shack golf course and Ukrainian green(back)keepers. While Attila steams through the Coral Sea on its way to Brazil , disguised as a bumboat to confuse the pursuing Seventh Fleet, Trump has made it known that he intends to engage in some extensive groping-big game fishing . The strange shape above the vessel's name is a play dough bust of Donald Trump, wearing Hollywood sunnies, on an extremely bad hair day.
