Sporting a stunning new hairstyle , angry President Donald Trump is shown in the White House rose and prickle garden , warning his press secretary , Sean "The Sheep " Spicer , he will be fired and replaced with a smart Australian Merino if he cannot stop the media from writing factual stories about the chaos and cock ups in the Trump Circus . Our exclusive photograph, taken by an FBI spy camera inside an Abe Lincoln garden gnome , was received when the microwave oven was switched on to heat up a genuine, imported, duty free Chinese spring roll in the Little Darwin greasy spoon canteen.
