PARLIAMENT HOUSE TO BE CONVERTED INTO UPLIFTING / SHOCK HORROR MOVIE STUDIO

 Glum-faced  Game  of  Musical  Thrones players  make  joint  fractured  flickers  decision-could this  be  the  greatest  election  story  ever  told  in   fantabulous  Godzone  Country ?  

CANBERRA : In a typically brilliant  revenue  raising move , the  Turnbull Government will  rent  out   the  useless  Senate  chamber  as  a film  studio for  production   of  a  series   of   religious  movies  starring  ex pollies off  the Coalition  Ark  who have  not yet been  put down  by  a vet  or  given  a lucrative , overseas   post .
 

The  award  winning  filmmaker behind this exciting venture is Holy Smoke Productions chief producer, Syd  Sanctimonious , famous for  turning water into Grange  and  use  of   the  casting  couch . 

 

In an exclusive interview  with Little Darwin, Sanctimonious  revealed  the films will have  titles which are  variations  of  Biblical  events  and identities and Coalition  slogans . One such title will  be  Climbing  Jacob's  Ladder  to a  Negatively  Geared   Paradise . This  being  an election  year , a  modern version  of The  Promised  Land  , set  in the tax  haven of the Cayman Islands , will  be  a  box  office hit  and  a real  budget wrecker . 


 Who Killed Polly with the Jawbone of an Ass?  ,in the style of an Agatha Christie mystery , will  make scary  viewing . Satan and  the CFMEU  promises to be  a real shocker  as will be  The Curse of the Pharaohs  and  the Ungodly ALP .  Worse than a Frankenstein  movie will  be Antichrist Plot to Devour Mums and  Dads Funds , Bring on the  Seven Year Itch   and  an  Egyptian  Plague .  Phew !!!

 

 Sanctimonous refused to reveal   details of a  puzzling possible  3D movie with the tentative  title  Opus Dei   Backs  Return  of  B.O. Plenty .  The city of churches, Adelaide, could be the  setting  for the messy Good Book epic,  Miracle  of   Feeding   the  Motley  Multitude  With   Pie  Floaters.