Townsvillle's fading stick figure of a saint atop Castle Hill is about to be replaced by the latest artificial intelligence device , above, which will accurately predict the weather and stock market moves six months in advance and the weekly winning lottery numbers for all residents . The amazing gadget is shown about to be secretly unloaded at the port and then transported under armed guard to Castle Hill .
Overnight , the old saint , hardly visible, above , on the left , will be erased and replaced with the dazzling white tower , filled with state of the art wizardry , on the very summit . It will emit a powerful rotating beam of light visible to illegal fishermen as far away as Ashmore Reef and Planet Zog .
Another Townsville saint facing the AI chop is the very faded first Australian Catholic saint, Mary MacKillop, who overlooks a busy Townsville road . An ungodly local tourist industry spokesman , who insisted he not be named for fear that he might be hit by a bolt of lightning or suffer an outbreak of prickly pear , said saints are old hat nowadays , don't inspire any modern pilgrimages in North Queensland . The whiz bang new saint on Castle Hill would result in a massive bonanza , leading to Townsville being renamed El Dorado .
