QUEEN LOSES SPECIAL TREAT

After  attending  another Townsville Hospital appointment  in  a bid to  enable her to  wave    without pain  to   forelock tugging   serfs  in  the  canefields   as  she drives by , the  Queen  of the  Jungle , able  to only use one  arm , managed to totter  into Woolies  and   buy some cooked  prawns, to be consumed  that  night .   Somehow, on the  way  home   to  the  royal residence on Magnetic Island , she  lost  the  prawns on the ferry . Instead of the prawns , she had to settle  for  some  German cake   shared  with  a  large black  dog  named Wrinkle.