Showing posts with label Pirate Townsville spoof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pirate Townsville spoof. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

TATTERED PIRATE FLEET OFF QUEENSLAND

S(h)ipping   Reporter's  Border  Security Scoop


Lurking off Townsville, in  Cleveland  Bay , this pirate vessel was snapped   along with  several other  invading  sailing ships , their  cutthroat  crews   intent on  sacking the  Queen City of the North- if anything is left  after showing clear signs of having already  been  plundered  by  a horde  of  barbarians , now   plagued by strolling  fortune tellers , three  dollar  bill  vendors , counterfeit  international   currency  printers ,  a  snoozing   local  media .