Showing posts with label Mad Katter teapot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mad Katter teapot. Show all posts

Monday, April 8, 2019

NEW CROCKERY FOR MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY IN SWAMP COUNTRY

Our  network of  alert  informants  reported   Katter's Australian Party (KAP)  candidate for the marginal seat of  Herbert , Nanette  Radeck , bought  a   rough looking   pottery  teapot   and  cups  at  a    Magnetic Island market   on  the weekend . Is  this  going  to be used  as   an  election prop -Alice  and   Bob Katter senior's   Tea   Party  in  Wonderland ? 


At times , you wonder  if ole Bob has been sipping   more than  English Breakfast   from his made in China enamel mug  due to his outbursts , facial  contortions  and  photo opportunity stunts , including  riding  a  lawnmower and  waving his sombrero  about like a Marlboro Man , glaring out to sea like King Canute . 

 Every  three  months , he  claimed ,  a   person  is  torn  apart  by  crocodiles  in  North Queensland . An RMIT  /ABC  fact check of  that  bizarre  statement  found  him  WRONG .  If anybody should be devoured  by   saurians  it is Bob ,  his   outspoken  LNP    mate    who said  North  Queensland kids are being  driven  to  drink  and  crime  because of   the  croc threat . No need for a fact check on  this  absurd statement .