Showing posts with label Jaws Townsville spoof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jaws Townsville spoof. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

JAWS AND SINGING SARDINE ATTACK IN PORT OF TOWNSVILLE

Exclusive  by  Australia's only  S(h)ipping   Reporter  

On  a  day which  included a visit  to the optometrist ,  this  strange creature , from a  distance ,  gave  the appearance  of  a tagged   man-eater shark  or a  killer whale chasing a  tasty  baby seal  on  a  bank  of   Ross River , Townsville. On  closer  examination , it  proved   to  be a stormwater  pipe   with a  fin like  vent ,  a wide  range of  litter  thereabouts . This unedifying  display of   junk  is  just off the  Flinders Street East  nightclub  area , not  far  from  the  Museum of Tropical  Queensland  and  the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park  Authority  headquarters . A long immersed ,  rusting  , upended  shopping  trolley  with  a  crop  of  crustaceans  was  also   spotted  nearby .
Later  on  a  visiting  school of  noisy  Norwegian  Eurovision  sardines  , above ,  was   photographed  forming  a  mosh pit .