Locked away in the corner of a hot, cluttered toolshed , festooned with cobwebs , flanked by killer sprays, is this grumpy gnome , discovered by our Shipping Reporter who intends to donate him to a Catholic white elephant stall to raise funds to guarantee continuing supplies of mascara to highlight the benevolent eyes of Australia's first saint , the new Mother Mary MacKillop portrait in Townsville , which replaced the badly faded original one , still not noticed by the local media .
