In another puzzling appearance on the ABC's 7.30 Report , Deputy Prime Minister , Barnaby " Kiwi Kid" Joyce , got tough on fairies , told them to buzz off , above. It is tipped that he and Bob Katter senior will compete against each other in the North Australian Eisteddfod Impromptu Babbling Speech section , in Darwin .
Each time Katter rises to ask a Question Without Notice , ASIO and Border Control are alerted as his query , which reads like a random 50 page extract from the Encyclopedia Britannica, is believed to contain a coded message for Martians planning an invasion of Planet Earth . Unlike Barnaby , Katter has not mentioned terrorists and testicles in the one sentence . Cleopatra , somehow, did get a mention by the Kat in a Hat.
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Stiff competition for sheep shagger .
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