NEPAL : The world is anxiously waiting for news about the fate of Annastacia Palaszczuk's second attempt to climb Mount Everest . Fortified by diced mango injections, the plucky Premier is battling blizzards and a battalion of ugly, howling Yetis in the northern reaches of the mount.
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Yeti on a bad hair day who nevertheless received an odd $30million grant from Turnbull government for wardrobe of toupees, the paperwork a secret.
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As expected ,the Murdoch press , which backed the Coalition in the last federal election and owns a massive part of the Queensland media , very bad for democracy in this country , wants her to fall down a bottomless crevasse . Indeed , the stumbling Brisbane Courier Mail, with its unhappy greatly reduced staff, has come out in full editorial support of an LNP victory , headed by Frosty the Melting Snowman ,Tim Nicholls .
In the foothills , hoping to pick the eyes out of Annastacia , are the moulting odd couple vultures , Pauline and Dicko , with the help of assorted other doddering , old birds in the party . Almost making more noise than the repulsive vultures are the braying dumpling duo on the North Col , Tweedledee and Tweededum. Other backbench sherpas in the holy city , struggling for oxygen and support in their electorates , are threatening to join the accident prone Ice Maiden and her ragtag gnomes .
