Townsville's tipsy former post office tower clock is still unable to tell the correct time on all fronts . In slurred pub test jargon , a pissed chronometer means the incumbent government is not full bottle and sells moonshine and dangerous sly grog from pork barrels to voters at election time. It is therefore time for a change. In Darwin , ALP Leader Bill Shorten was selected to become the next PM in another scientific test conducted at the crocodile park . A leaping saurian found Bill tastier than ScoMo.
