NORTHERN TERRITORY IN DISTRESS

The  Northern Territory  flag at the Mindil Beach  Casino in Darwin   is  frequently   flown upside down , according  to  an informant  who  regularly  visits  the  premises.  He has  informed  reception  of  this  sin  against  vexillology ,   but  returns   from  time to time  to  find   the    flag   wrong way up.   A flag flown upside down indicates a  vessel in distress  , which aptly   describes the  present  CLP  government. The  former  Chief Minister , Terry Mills ,  was  forced  to  walk  the  plank  when there  was a  mutiny in the ranks ; salty  sailor  oaths  have  been  heard within  the  Wedding  Cake .