Showing posts with label Cowboys newsagents spoof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cowboys newsagents spoof. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

SPOOKY SITUATION NEAR QUEENSLAND FOOTBALL CLUB

On  the eve of the  first State of  Origin match  in  Brisbane  , a weird  kind of  parallel  universe  has  been  discovered   a  short  distance   from  the  main entrance of  the  Cowboys Rugby  League Club  in  Flinders  Street ,  Townsville. 
Patrons who  depart  the  club  on  foot   pass   the   above  operating   newsagency , advertising  Murdoch publications ,  take  a  few more  steps ... and  do a double take - there  is  the  same newsagency , below ,  but  it  is  locked , empty!!! .  
How can  this  be ?    It  is  enough to make you  want  to   sign  the  pledge, take to drinking water, but the  city is  on  strict   water  restrictions , the  supply siphoned  off  by  aliens   from   another   planet . 

Still , club members   are used  to  odd  things  happening  of  late  . Just recently the club announced it is going  to  " expand its  gaming  footprint . "  Many  took this  to mean  you will no  longer  be able to   enter the premises  barefooted , wearing only  a  JT autographed  athletic  support  . This  led to  a  spike in the sale  of  thongs , recycled  snowshoes    and  gumboots.    Actually, it  means  the  club  is adding   86 more  poker  machines  to  its  existing  212  ,  to make it  "more competitive "  with  other   large  venues .