YEAR OF THE FLUNKEY

When it comes to unusual and catchy names for hairdressing salons and trendy restaurants , Australia seems  to be way ahead of the rest of the world . Latest gossip in Canberra , with so many things to jawbone  about , is the  claim that  a new eatery called  the  GONGED  OUT  FAT  CHOY FLUNKEY  is to open its ornate  doors . Obviously a play on the Chinese New Year incantation, it will cater  for  those  who  like   sipping   short  soup  through  a straw  or  run about like  the  rabbit  in Alice  in Wonderland . Flunkeys  galore , lovers of puns ,  are expected  to  gather there  and   discuss  invitations  and  travel   plans  to  exotic  places .