CANBERRA : Looking like a bedraggled Pommie Billingsgate butcher , Australian Attorney-General George Brandis is tipped to get the chop , according to award winning political pundit, Argus Tuft , and after burning his still unassembled office bookshelves, will take up a new post as a master butcher in the North Queensland town of Ingham , which has a long history of cattle duffing and producing tasty Italian salami , reflected in old tiles , below , which adorn buildings in the town centre .
In a real barbecue stopper , there is talk that Brandis intends replacing the Solicitor-General with well known legal eagle Cleaver Greene who recently expressed the desire to enter politics ,the Senate in particular.
