Showing posts with label Boris Tich Caligula. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boris Tich Caligula. Show all posts

Sunday, September 15, 2019

BORIS PUTS THE BOOT INTO AUSTRALIAN TRADE RELATIONS

In what is fast  being   regarded as the craziest appointment  since  Roman emperor  Caligula  made his horse a  consul, British PM Boris Johnson has  appointed  a  weird  close   friend  with a  shoe  fetish  like Imelda Marcos   as  the new ambassador to   Australia after Brexit . Little  Darwin's exclusive  photograph shows  the shock appointee , Little Tich , wearing  a pair  of  outlandish  shoes  from  his  vast  collection.

It has been pointed out that Little Tich  looks like the late  Australian  celebrity Graham  Kennedy  , famous   for  his   skill  at  imitating the  mating  call of    crows.

These are the shoes  the ambassador will wear when he presents his  credentials at a knees up   in  Government  House , Canberra . They are said to have been worn by Queen Victoria when she danced the Highland  Fling with Mr Brown .   Naturally , Ambassador Tich  will  not be allowed to wear  the outlandish  footwear   when  he graces the Melbourne Cup as  his flip flopping will  spook  the  caffeine   doped  nags .