With the help of Rupert Murdoch, the ABC , photographers and cartoonists , this is an exclusive insight into the highlights of the former exciting life of a deposed Prime Minister who now spends much time feeding pigeons in Trafalgar Square , London , discussing national security with H. G. Nelson on his column .
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Shielded by bullet proof flag waved by Peter Dutton , PM dodges Fairfax jihad.
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Instead of going as Bananas in Pyjamas , former treasurer Joe Hockey and PM strike fear into the ABC and SBS at the Canberra press gang annual fancy dress ball .
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Devilish cartoonist David Rowe , one of the Fairfax jihadists, exposes the government's security obsession .
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Dodging tampon terrorists on another bad Canberra day .
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PM exercising his skill at policy making . The same monster has been seen chasing Malcolm Turnbull at Coogee where a tattooed human arm was found in the shark aquarium .
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Unsuspecting Abbott on the way to Waterloo spill
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Brer Rabbit in a briar filled onion patch
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On your bike card from Amanda Vanstone
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