CANBERRA : As part of his promise to be consultative and most collegial in dealings with his disgruntled , bottom of the ladder
team, Prime Minister “ Biffo”
Abbott has commissioned the
above Yank Ivy-League song in a
frantic bid to get the Coalition singing the same looney tune and
performing like a
well lubricated football side on
tour .
The sheet music cover illustration for the inspiring College Rhythm shows a
surprisingly young and vigorous looking
PM , in a funereal black not a Ming blue tie , being overwhelmed by
female voters, proving that he is not a misogynist.
Also included is the
team’s mascot , a Patagonium Trotting Duck , soon to be knighted, named Sir Robert , and appointed
the new Speaker of the House of Representatives in a major reshuffle , which will ruffle
feathers in the Liberal inner circle
of Fan Dancers .
Prominent government members figure in the light - hearted tableau in the bottom right corner
involving Treasurer Joe Hockey in a football
helmet , worn to protect him from David Rowe greyhounds and members of his own party who want to head butt him ,
and the imported , overworked treasury second fiddle and ukulele player , the Mussels from Brussels,
Mathias Cormann .
Uncertainty surrounds the identity
of the woman with the two rugger buggers. One suggestion is this
she is a hired cheer leader to
show that the Coalition Team is ever
so popular , despite the polls , talk back radio, braying shock jocks and octogenarian Twitterbug
champion, Rupert Murdoch.
