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| Warlike Anna in Annie Get Your Gun pose . |
BRISBANE . - Trembling , pale-faced LNP survivors of the election night slaughter have made the astonishing claim the ALP was actually led by the fierce Apache warrior Geronimo -certainly not that deceptively demure and harmless looking Polish mission girl, Annastacia Palaszczuk.
They even produced this startling photograph claiming it shows
her , armed , in full Gucci battle dress , creeping up on the unsuspecting
LNP campaign
wagons which were handing out beads and mirrors
to the suckers , intent on scalping men , women and children at the polling booths. In an exclusive interview in her election headquarters wigwam, Annastacia brushed a stack of scalps , plucked a Scrub Turkey feather from her hair , threw another bison on the barbie and
tried to make herself heard above
the whooping union members
, bikies , revolting doctors , unwashed Black Foot tribesmen allies , all obviously under the influence of fire
water , dancing outside.
