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| Liberal National Party's new mascot. |
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Dead Green Tree Frog.
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Concerned onlookers thought Barnaby Joyce , often looking a bit froggy in parliament, had croaked when found flat on his back in Canberra at night . Looking somewhat groggy, Barnaby was interviewed in the New England swamplands tuther day , wearing what looked like a beanie made from a rare skinned bunyip , and expressed concern about Australia not having a defence plan if the Aukus nuclear sub deal "falls flat" , reflecting his expertise and interest in limp falling.
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Frog , forced out of rental accommodation with all mod cons in a nice pond , moving into a dangerous bird bath.
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| Christopher Pyne imitating a Martian frog. |
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Cavorting Kermit just before he was arrested in Melbourne for jiving and croaking under the influence of Kickapoo Juice.
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(Frog. File. Fake.)
