Emerging from a decades long hibernation in a dark Darwin penthouse, E.T. said his sleep had been interrupted by numerous inter-gallactic messages from the folks back home urgently wanting information about the attractive Wycliffe Well property , and any other Territory real estate where you could get spaced out.
He said aliens all over the cosmos were concerned about the deteriorating lifestyle due to Elon Musk blasting the heavens with rockets , NASA zooming in on the Sun , the Chinese delivering noodles to the Man on the Moon , Japan stepping up its involvement in the space race .
As a result, the Northern Territory sounded like a highly desirable , peaceful place in which to touch down , settle .
The once thriving Wycliffe Well roadhouse cashed in on UFOs, but fell on hard times and was flooded in 2022. The abandoned premises were vandalised and a large green alien statue was decapitated.
However, E.T. pointed out cashed up buyers in space say they will fill Wycliffe Well , near Tennant Creek , with a horde of real aliens , form five football teams in both major codes , including a women's side, run a global UFO airline from there which will undercut Qantas and Virgin .
(Aliens, Territory, Spoof.)
