Variety of odd timepieces . On the left , a P&O shipping keyring ; centre, made in China Camry paperweight ; on right , strange Singapore made wristlet watch featuring the late Queen , the dark hands on which give the impression that a seagull bombarded Her Majesty and was flogged and deported to Van Diemen's Land as a result. None of the watches work-part of Litle Darwin's bower bird collection .