Saturday, December 23, 2023

NEW THREATS AFTER CYCLONE JASPER

 Voracious  grasshoppers  and  rampaging  split  personality  jumbos.

Little Darwin's  fine display of Magnetic Island   Rain Orchids  has been attacked  by  a whopper  grasshopper  which  devoured  the  drooping white  blossoms , which  correctly  indicated rain was on the way.

And during a  wildlife safari on the  outskirts of  Darkest Townsville  the  above  trumpeting  elephant- which  thinks  it  is  a  Zebra-  was  encountered by a startled big game hunter, who was  so frightened he dropped his  Mauser, causing it to  discharge and  plug  the  large star atop a nearby community Christmas tree.