Saturday, November 25, 2023

BREAKING NEWS : ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S TERRIFYING GREAT BARRIER REEF HORROR MOVIE FOUND IN DARK SHED

Tucked away in a secret  North Queensland  tip shop , Little   Darwin  discovered  parts of the  long  lost  Hitchcock   movie  about     Coral  Sea  seashells , mutated  by  global warming and pollution,  which   love  human  flesh  and  are more dangerous than white  pointer  sharks .  

In the spine - tingling  , hair -raising  movie,  there are terrible scenes of nude, screaming people  being  torn  to  pieces  in  bathrooms across the nation  by  voracious    seashells   which   decorate   arty   souvenir   mirrors.

The blood and  gore  contained within  made  Hitchcock's  bathroom murder   scenes  in  Psycho  tame by  comparison . 

In the exclusive  photograph  at the top of  this  story , taken by famous American photographer  Sandford Roth, who was driving behind movie star  James Dean the day he was killed  in a  crash ,  Hitchcock  is shown  hiding  from the  maneating  seashells  surrounding   a  nearby  munched   bathroom   mirror.

A scribbled   note   says  the  movie  , banned by the  horrified Queensland Tourist Bureau , was   10  times worse   than the  l963  Hitchcock  horror thriller,  The  Birds,  which   featured   violent   bird   attacks  on  people .  

(Spoof, Hitchcock , Queensland)