Sunday, October 8, 2023

BUDDHA MISSING ON ISLAND

 A  small   Buddhi  statue    which   sat  for years under  trees   on  Magnetic  Island  has  disappeared.  Sensing  another   offbeat   story,  Little Darwin   went   on   a pilgrimage ,  looking  for  Buddha   on   an overgrown  block   once  known  as  the Pope's Land , because  it  had been bequested  to the Catholic  Church .

This  land, at  Nelly Bay,  recently changed hands , and the new owners   gave notice  that  it is going to be made into a nature reserve. Letters were sent out  to  owners of  adjoining properties asking  them to remove  cars, boats , gates   and   extended   boundary   fences  .

One  item removed  was   Buddha , whose owner   said   he  had  placed    the  holy man over his  dog's grave . "The dog was  Catholic-," the sad canine   owner explained ,  added -" so  I buried him in  the  Pope'e  Land. "   A  sound suspiciously  like  a  hearty  chuckle was   detected   after  this  statement  .  

Buddha is now locked away in  a  shed  . Not far from the  grave site  is a large mango tree  . Apparently  Buddha was  not  keen  on  Queensland  mangoes  , preferring the  Bodhi  for  enlightenment  and  sit  ins .