ScoMo's lollyboy fruitloop tour ends in messy meltdown in hermetic Canberra Bubble
Scomo and British PM Boris Johnson exchanging confectionery and pouring other PR after dinner mints into each other's pockets. Boris was found to be suffering from a severe scalp infection , which could affect the entire Australian Merino wool exports to the UK if brought back to Canberra .
It could also threaten the emerging Australian cottage industry of DIY merkin knitting in regional areas , encouraged in the recent budget .
This is the real reason why Scomo is in quarantine in the national capital after his multiple overseas photo opportunities ,during which he was given the elbow in discussions of real importance . Being locked in the Lodge also prevents him from holding face to face meetings with warring National Party members who are spitting at each other , and Libs , like Central Australian feral camels about to be trucked off to a knackery .
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Mark Knight of the Herald Sun deserves a gift pack from the Cadbury factory for this cartoon likening the G7 and a fringe group busker with the WWll Yalta conference .
In the case of the inimitable David Rowe , of the Australian Financial Review , in a brilliant play on (black) coals to Newcastle , he portrayed ScoMo with a Qanon looking beast , from the Coalition think tank farm , posing with scruffy Boris, and Daisy , not his newly married wife, outside Number 10 , in an obvious advanced state of foot and mouth . These and other cartoons were run in the latest ABC TV Insiders , in the wonderful Mike Bowers Talking Pictures segment .
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