Thursday, May 9, 2019

AUSTRALIAN CHALLENGE TO NOTORIOUS ALGERIAN STREET

The French Foreign Legion  parading through  Sidi- Bel-Abbes in l908   when it was notorious  for  having  what was colourfully termed  the  street of  a  thousand  latrines .  In  Townsville, Queen City of the North  and a  garrison   town ,   part   of   Flinders Street , in   the CBD , is  far  from  flush , on the nose  . Furthermore,  it  continues to be a  blot on the  city  despite the efforts of this blog   to  get  Townville  authorities   and  local media  to   get  their  act  together .
 
 The area   includes  the  neglected  Victory in the  Pacific   50th anniversary  fountain (laughingly at  the start of  the  Civic Pride Trail )    and   nearby  grotty   bus  shelter . On May 9 , this was  the   situation  at  this  location , near the Townsville Travel Central , which has  a  large railway  tower  exterior  clock which  has  been showing   the  time   is  about 7.45   for  years.  
 Making this precinct  supremely  eligible  as a  challenge to   the  street of a thousand  latrines, is that the fountain  brickwork  is  visibly  leaking in several  places . Another  hubcap  , above , a  corroding  drink  can  and  bottletop   were visible   inside  the top chamber, increasing signs of  concrete  lining  collapsing . In  the bottom chamber , the  water level  low ,  there  for   at  least  two months , was   a junk  food container , a  large   stick ,   lots of  leaves  and one  of the spotlights appeared to have been  twisted.  The  fountain is  a short distance from the Townsville  Bulletin  office .
A short walk  along the footpath, with  brickwork missing , endangering pedestrians,   the   bus shelter  was   in  yet  another filthy state , graffiti  galore , making  a  strong  case for  inclusion  in  a directory of  international streets  of a thousand   latrines   notoriety . This  sorry state  of  affairs exists just across the road   from  the  revamped  Newmarket   Hotel which it is  hoped will again highlight  its  art deco  outline . 
Amazingly, while these photographs  were taken   , workmen , with  a wide range of  tools  were -again - mowing , blowing    away   leaves  and  trimming   foliage in the adjoining    Railway Oval area -without   doing  anything  to  the  fountain .   In all  fairness, it  must  be  said  that  Darwin , in the Northern Territory , has   a long  , inglorious   record   in   this   matter.  See   Little Darwin  serve  posted in 2009 ,  DARWIN-CRAPITAL OF  THE NT .



QUESTION: Who  was  the  annoying bloke who pushed his mate into  the urinal at  Townsville's  Shamrock Hotel ?   While on the subject  of lavatory humour ,   it is increasingly being said , with expletives, that  the piss poor  media  coverage of  Townsville , Magnetic Island  and  beyond   badly  needs   a  shake up . Moves  are  afoot  for  a  challenge.