Thursday, June 28, 2018

TOP SECRET IKEA KIT REVEALED

Expected to sell like SBS hot cakes is  this astonishing  piece of  furniture designed for millenials and  couch potatoes  who  aspire to  get  at  least  five bare feet up  the Coalition  ladder of opportunity  leading  to  an affordable  tree  house  in  downtown  Taronga Zoo , Sydney, where the rent  is  peanuts  and the  neighbours  noisy  chimps , aping  Young  Liberals who want to flog off the ABC .  The  lounge, which will undoubtedly receive much  attention on Gruen ,  will come with a warning  that  the  hard  torsos are  not soft,  plastic blow  up dolls , which  could  injure  Dave  Allen  types  . 

EDITOR'S NOTE : All of the above text is a figment of  the twisted mind of a  person  who  has overdosed  on Turkish  figs . The striking  photograph  is  an  actual corner in  part of  the   art  gallery section  in  Townsville's  superb, sprawling   establishment  known  as Virgil's , packed to the rafters  with  an  extraordinary  range of   offerings.   
Items of interest  from Virgil's  will  feature in  this  blog  from  time  to  time .