Saturday, March 3, 2018

ISLAND RENAMED-YET AGAIN


 
After the long running  fiasco of  the Welcome to Magnetic Island  scrim banners  which tore, flapped ,  collapsed  in  great lengths and lay about   for ages , remnants  tucked  away in  a  bundle , reduced to an  imitation  Leaning Tower of  Pisa ,   then  finally  removed  , there  is a new set of banners  at  the ferry terminal  Welcoming  visitors to TOWNSVILLE !!!
 
 The banners  invite  visitors  to   share the  dream of   the  Commonwealth Games   on  the  Gold  Coast which  kick off  next  month .
 
 This  latest act in   renaming   the island  Townsville, after   it was   dubbed  Cowboys Island in  a  footy  stunt last year , which involved the Townsville City Council , Townsville Enterprise  and  others, is confusing , to say the least . 
 
Imagine the plight of  weary overseas  backpackers boarding a ferry in Townsvill  for    Magnetic Island  and  upon arrival  they are  greeted with  banners welcoming  them  to  Townsville.  They might think they fell asleep and have  been brought back to  the mainland . In a state of panic , they  might call their  shocked  parents  and inform them  they have been  hijacked  on  the Coral Sea .  There  is  a  fortune to be made producing a loopy Australian  version of   Mad Magazine   which includes   a  swag of  spoof  from  the  tropics .